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I mean, In link's defense; It wasn't douchebags.

Just douchebones.
Poor kid's gonna be eaten alive before his first paycheck.
First she'll wipe the board, then him.
@ninjaxxxrecon: The young mana "Don't feel so good's away"
@RazorD9: Tell the Feds they owe me two bucks for the info. That muffin of yours ratted you out.
Licked near the taint, the impact causes the faint. -Jinx 3:40

As in I wrote this at 3:40 am... I need to sleep.
Take away the red eye and injection point, she might've been...Attractive. I like the grey/blonde mane.
February 13th, 2019
Hey hey hey, It's "Eat the rich", Not "Devour the poor"!

No wonder the black market thrives on this.
@Candy2021: You've kept this building up until you had to cum out with that pun.

Bravo for that stamina!
Should've just accepted the plagiarized version.
storey to stories
Omaarcana, I'm screamin' AAAAHAHAH
She's the pup in this relationship.
@Hero of Comedy: If they don't I'll be robbed of cute shite'
December 19th, 2018
"Why am I so dumb?!" Relateable buuut, break the fourth wall abit.. cough.
The fact that he would spend more time on her to prevent her from spending time on the holidays til the last minute is an admirable effort.
@RazorD9: Really gets his engines running.
We had the kid who went to college, now the chef heading home. At least they live on their lives.
The fact that warren still has expectations for her is so sweet!
@...: He probably found himself in 'er piece.