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Daz Keaty
100% Mother f*cking Irish.
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    Daz Keaty
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I feel like when I started playing Devil May Cry as a teenager I've matured, I've grown new interests and hobbies, I've read more books and I'm a much more creative person now, and I have a lot higher expectations for games.

The story in Devil May Cry has not grown up. It's not clever, not funny, not witty, certainly not as cool as everyone once thought it was, and it feels like it was written by a bunch of Japanese businessmen who think they know what this 'COOL' thing is.

After getting through this game... I just feel fucking old. And miserable. >.>

Gameplay's fun.

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So many things wrong with the Micro Transactions in DMC5 that I didn't have the space to cover in the comic:

• 100,00 orbs, in the late game, is practically nothing when there are abilities that are going for 50,000 each.
• You can use Dr Faust to farm them for millions - there are already farming strategies online for it.
• While they have real world value, spending them as Ammo in order to get more is essentially gambling, which is a no-no in the wake of the loot crate controversies we're in.

I don't feel like the Dr Faust weapon and the Micro Transactions were thought up in the same room. Part of me hopes that the developers put it in intentionally to make the micro transactions completely meaningless, but I recon it's mostly just Capcom not venting ideas in the game and it was a silly fuck-up on their part.

The whole thing is just... baffling.

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♪ Delaaaaaays. Delaaaaaaaaaaaays. Delay-Delay-Delay~. ♫
V's fighting style... doesn't always work well. You can't control his minions, and it's rather frustrating when something you have minimalistic control over misses attacks because "reasons".

Not big into him.

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@megaboom123456: This corruption started on Page 2. :P
@Flamel: I was thinking about it in terms of region - since it looks like it's going to be based in the UK, swords and shields are a prominent part of English history.

Like we're going to get some kind of Arthurian history.
Before I even get into talking about Apex Legends, the bullshit currencies of free-to-play games and some triple-A game is something I need to rant about because I'm sick of seeing them.

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@Gothimo: I wouldn't say anything here are spoilers, apart from the grinder part. It was describing the content.

Saying there's a cool fight scene in a movie doesn't spoil the story, plot, or the ending. :P