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Daz Keaty
100% Mother f*cking Irish.
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    Daz Keaty
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The footage for the No Man's Sky 'Next' update looks great.
But so did the footage for the original game before it came out, and the game was just an ugly wasteland when it came out.

Update comes out on Tuesday.
So let's see if they've actually finished their game.

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I cannot, in recent nor distant memory, think of a time a game made me put down the controller and leave the room to take a minute for myself.

Myla was just a character off to the side of the game. She doesn't have anything to do with the plot or the story. She's just a character that's in the world doing her own thing. You can go through the entire game without talking to her and miss nothing important.

The reason why this was one of my favorite moments in the game was because the game didn't force this character at me. She wasn't some annoying side character they were trying to say was my best friend or someone I was supposed to care about.

I, as a player, chose to get invested in her.
Then, when she got infected,

I chose to kill her.

I made this a three part story and spread it out a little so maybe you could also feel that same investment I put into her while playing.


Hollow Knight quickly became one of my favorite games of all time.

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In the very few jobs I've had in my time, it's always been pretty fair and there's never been a problem with equality.
Unfortunately it's probably not the case everywhere, but it's how I would run a cafe.

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<h6>I can't think of an appropriate gif.</h6>
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@Atomic dragon: You are correct. Those should be the other way around. :P

Fixed.
<h6>Can't for the life of me imagine what inspired today's page. c:</h6>

If there's anyone in the world you don't want to play Monopoly with, it's probably Derryl.

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AWW SHIT, WE DANCIN' NOW BOYZ

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A while back, someone asked on the Discord if I would ever do a comic on Yakuza 0. I've never played The Yakuza games, but my friend Brian has played quite a few of them, and I asked if he would be interested in helping. And he has. \o/

He thought it would be a neat idea to have both our styles mesh up the very different styles of game story. Which was a neat idea.

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Brian's Twitter
Brian's Instagram

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@ninjaxxxrecon: PUSHIN' YOUR LUCK
Sony are being dicks. I mean, they're actually always dicks, but this time they're being obnoxious dicks with a popular game and everyone's only now noticing how dicks they are.

What dicks.

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@ninjaxxxrecon: If is okay if I don't care enough to edit it?

I can live with this mistake. :I