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Tooch
Name's Tooch, used to go by Tezzle around here. Comic-artist/animator. I guess that's all?
  • Real Name
    Mike Mattucci
  • Age
    27
  • Gender
    Male
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"HOBO IT IS TIME TO RETURN TO YOUR HOME PLANET!!"

*is lifted up into the light with a slide-whistle sound effect*
Tooch
April 16th, 2018
Hoo wee...
Fun fact, when I first signed up for Patreon I thought THIS chapter was at-the-time the next chapter coming up. And I just kept forgetting to go catch-up whenever I'd realize "I Haven't read what's happening right now, this is Weird." So Finally the missing chunk of the story is filled in for me hahaha.
Real talk I was Legit mentally preparing myself to watch him OD and die like "Why Would Anything Good Happen At This Point?" mode hahaha God...
I'm not the type to "hate" a character since, like, you need people making bad decisions for any kind of realism or drama in a story, but like as someone in an open relationship I've Never Wanted To Swing Harder On A Drawing.
MAN if only Mulligan was in college nowadays. He could just do what I assume every post-grad campus dealer does and move to Colorado.

Of course MY dealer friend got there and just got a normal job and stays in his room and smokes. But...I have more faith in Mulligan. Seems like a go-getter, he'd have his shit selling like hotcakes at dispensaries in no time.
Truth be told I was anticipating something like this like YEARS ago and the tension never truly left. So this is...super crazy. Like "Welp you were right asshole, happy now?" Hahaha no...
Comments are back just in time for the entire readerbase to start screaming in fear hahaha dang!
Calling it right now: http://www.dbkai.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/ep_001_img_010.jpg
I would never say no to Petunia~...
My first car, who I have named Peppy, is not doing so hot and I AM WORRIED THIS WILL BE HER FATE SOON BUT LOVE HER SO MUCH. ;___; I've had her for 5 years and have driven to Maine and back with her. <3
THE BAES! <333
(This is Tezzle, by the way, I changed my handle)
Welcome back, bro. You're a sight for sore eyes.....literally. It's 3AM and I've been staring at this screen all day holy crap I need to sleep. I DIGRESS, ITS GOOD TO HAVE YOU AND ADA BACK!
If she tells Seaweed to leave so she can fight then THIS IS SO TOTALLY DRAGONBALL Z WHEN GOKU GOES SUPER SAIYAN! I am getting those same vibes from Assistant. Chills.
"I am not a dong, you're mean clock..."
SHE JUST FUKKIN...WAS APPARENTLY GIVEN A HAT BY THE DARK LORD SATAN...

ASSISTANT CONFIRMED FOR BEING METAL AS HELL.
yoooooo

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
D: GRIMDARK WALLIS
WALLIS IS ABOUT TO GO SUPER SAIYAN!!!
Dig the undiggable!
Sow the unsowable!
GROW GROW!
PLANT A FLOWAH!