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arborrelli
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>ENLIST a few others, and have a few PARTIES go to DEFUSE the BOMBS.

Head over to TINKLES'S CABIN to DEFUSE a BOMB yourself.

(lame?)
>He has only COCKED the GUN. TURN to face the OWNER of said GUN. FRIGHTEN him with your FEMININE RAGE. That never FAILS you.
>FIGHT (for your right to party) for your LIFE. Try to get to KATH.
>QUIT BUMPING THE UGLIES and get back to TRAINING.

Also, WOOT. I lol'd.
>SLAP JIM on the FACE.

Seriously dude. My EYES are up HERE.

Also, GTFO MR. TINKLES, you PERV.
>EXPLORE the REBEL HIDEOUT.

Take the REJECTION like a MAN. I'm sure KATH has something MORE SEXY planned for you in the FUTURE.

...I lol'd.
>OH NO STEVE.

Give KATH a THANKFUL SMOOCH. You know you want to.
>RECEIVE a REWARD SMOOCH from JIM.
>Seconding FMP.

Make sure to FLIRT SHAMELESSLY to get what you want.
>FLIRT with GUARD GUIE shamelessly.
>TAKE DESERT EAGLE and SMG.

LOOT DEAD GUIE.
>You're playing on EXPERT MODE. STARTLE MRS. TINKLES in some way that will make her ATTACK the BAD GUIE.

Have your SKULLBAT at the ready for some BAD SHIT.
arborrelli
September 27th, 2010
>Fill the EMPTY BOTTLE with WATER from the SINK.
>Have MRS. TINKLES join PARTY and LOOT the HEAVY'S CORPSE.

SEARCH TOLIET for ITEMS.
>ATTACK the WITCH's FACE with your MOUTH. While she is distracted, pummel her to death with the FAST HEADCRAB.
>Seconding FMP's suggestion.
>Taste blood.
Oh...

>check inventory
>Inspect gun.
This pleases me greatly.