Careful with the band names: I've already got dibs on KNACKERZĀ®. 7@=Q
Of course, a certain Badger might also be helpful in this case... 7@=Q
Oh, and kudos to Thulssa: a swivel chair is _de rigeur_ for any self-respecting arch-villain.... 7@=e
@Marshal Banana: I believe it was Stravinsky:

"Talent borrows. Genius steals." 7@=e
I think this is why there are so few centaurs in the theater: some of us don't react well when they tell us to "break a leg".... 7X=Q
@Timeheart: It's a standard tactic of the Mother Conspiracy (see "Gravity's Rainbow" for details)... 7@=Q
@texan1972: Now, now, now:

No need to kick a 'taur when he's down... 7@=Q
Me, and, my sha-dow,
Spreading out our phan-tom wings;
Just me, and, my sha-dow:
Got a job protecting arcane things!
And when Enchanters call,
I'll poke my eye;
And help 'em all,
'Cause now I can fly!
Just me, and, my sha-dow,
Wait for what the fu-ture brings! 7@=Q
Nyuck nyuck nyuck! 7@=Q

Now, what power is activated by twisting her nose?
Let's see if it works now... 7@=e
Let's see if it works now... 7@=e
@Salen: Or you could ask any Wombat: they run across these things all the time. 7@=Q
Scarfing down a hot dog just before a race?

Not a good idea. 7X=Q
@Salen: "Ah, yes: it was - A jackal-headed woman with her eyes akimbo; a king sitting sideways on his throne; a drip, with gold-chippe'd nose uplifted... All this, graven on a pyramus with the body of a li-on, paws that refreshes, a tail told by an idiot, and the head of a FOX!" - Firesign Theatre 7@=Q
@PJSam: I assume you're not in the US, by your response... 7@=e
@Everglue Horace: You're going to need some aluminum foil on them, if you want to get better reception... 7@=Q
(If you're old enough to get the reference, congrats! [hoists a tankard of Metamucil] )
So much gravitas that they get squashed flatus... 7@=Q
@Pendrake: "The Frogurt is also cursed..... but, you get your choice of toppings!" 7@=Q
Well, at least you've found the Porphyry Pony: I can think of a certain pegasus who might be interested in that... 7@=Q