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Topazmagic
"You said I killed you - haunt me, then! The murdered do haunt their murderers, I believe. I know that ghosts have wandered on earth. Be with me always - take any form - drive me mad! only do not leave me in this abyss, where I cannot find you!"
-Emily Bronte
  • Real Name
    James Vanilla
  • Age
    26
  • Gender
    Male
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Haha. My step dad and best friend both have aspergers. Except my step dad isn't the best with it.... haha.
But my reaction to first hearing that term was EXACTLY the same, so I got a good laugh out of this. xD
Pyramid Head....
I grab his sword, he takes off my skin, and it's just a mess of a good time... <3
Well he was GONNA give us peanut butter cups... but when he noticed our age, he gave us these strawberry lollipops that were shaped like detailed penises. It had these little gummies that were supposed to be the hair on the testicles.... He got them from the XXX shop down by the Video store.
@ Metta

Haha, friggen Moon Child. Oh Gackt and your gunslinging angst vampires that are also major vocalists. Silly silly man.
I've traditionally watched the classic Cartoon movie, "The Halloween Tree."
Wikipedia says: It tells the story of a group of trick-or-treating children who learn about the origins and influences of Halloween when one of their friends is spirited away by mysterious forces.
Instant Halloween classic
More like... Lady Gaga and slutty, but whatever makes Sailor V happy. xD;;
Luffinpuff...
I'd friggen tap that.

Oh, also I was planning on going as James Sunderland from Silent Hill but my buddies won't be around to appreciate it.... So we're saving that for an anime convention in August where we're all going as SH characters.
So my default is what I've been for Halloween for the last 6 years or so; Gothic Pimp Mad Hatter
Dude, Dad is going to tear that thing a new one....
I tried doing this.
It doesn't work out.
Almost tossed myself off a bridge.
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This little thing you're doing here better end well.
I just show my mom my porn... then she usually suggests me putting a dildo in someone.
It's hilarious that Starfin could actually be a real pokemon design....

Show-do looks like the DoDo Bird from Alice in Wonderland.
Pimp slapped.
This is simply the best thing ever. Thanks for making me fangasm my inner psychological horror obsession all over my computer screen.
No, Eric, don't turn it off, the plot will explode! D:
Bwahahaa! The personalities of your characters stand out very well.
Well, you know, it's scientifically proven that if a woman has a series of sons, the youngest one is more likely to be gay because her body treats the boy as an intruder and she gets better at making them match her own bodily hormones. xD Come on, Mrs. Dove, science, science! xD
You know, I hate being a long time smackjeeves member and still missing awesome comics. :/
So far, the plot of this is pretty cute. The main protagonist so far is leading up to be a rather plot moving character, the side characters are showing signs of progression and interest already, the colors you choose are wonderful, the expressions are wonderful, the art design is original, I'm REALLY liking this! ^w^ I'm glad I stumbled along. Can't wait for more, I can tell I'm going to fall in love with the characters. haha
I think you are my favorite artist on Smackjeeves.
Your pages are just so absolutely beautiful.
Goood... David just wants some alone time with his man. D<
Sub plot green haired man is gonna rape their personal time, I betchooo....
But he has killer gloves, so the fans can totally tolerate this. :3