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There's something about the cop uniform that makes him look like a man in charge
Oh, oh dear.
Oh those are the worst!! Good luck and take care of yourself!!
THIS IS SOMEHOW WORSE THAN EVERY ONE OF MY FAMILY REUNIONS, EVER and trust me, I didn't think getting so drunk you'd hit on your own daughter them fall into a pond and nearly drown could be topped but somehow here we are.
(I don't talk to my family)
Uh oh
Wait, you mean he DIDN'T come here to strangle him with a scarf??
Go rescue him!!!
This would be a very awkward moment to fart
He's gonna murder him
I'm not crying... I just have something in my eye
That's not a nice name
Precious memories....

No patreon plug right now because I'm tired as hell and need to go sleepy. See you all Friday!
Boo troyfest 2017
"Well that was weird"
I love this page so much
@lunabob: feels good to be back, thank you!!