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Bacon + Eggs
August 25th, 2016
LET'S BE THE POPO-CORN (get it? it's a pun)
also woah cool map im a fan
Engage in some spirited bonding activities with your fellow employee Jaynie (Jay) Earlybird. Why not a mock-sword fight with the brooms from the broom closet? Horseplay never hurts in the face of good fun, right?
and those sweet sweet stats
April 9th, 2016
@Cubefiend: yes you should play monopoly with yourself, and shrink down so you can save magic and be one of the playing pieces
March 15th, 2016
equip your badge so you can use your inventory, (as well as wear your fanci new janitor outfit). Also try and look for a first aid kit, and fast. Leave the room if you have to.

edit: Oh and if he attacks make a complete break for it this dude's a level 60 no way you can take him down
>add sweat to inventory before Phill Huff turns around, you never know when you'll need liquids like that
November 6th, 2015
OH BOY UH dang I have lotsa suggestions but I dont wanna be greedy I'm gonna list them but don't feel like u hafta do them all or any of them maybe just one if one at all ok:
A) Check Inventory, stats, abilities.
B) A few drops of multicolored blood land on you. The viscera from the massacre on the surface field has started seeping into the Well's pipe maze.
C) Trip and fall into a small puddle of suspicious salty liquids that turn out to be U man's tears.

Also I'm so happy this updated! I love Dagn but ths comic holds a special place in my heart because it's the first one of urs I read... :')
August 11th, 2015
>Void parasites: have a cool dance party
August 9th, 2015
>Jadedia eats the orb in her excitement
July 19th, 2015
>Violeon, accidently activate a switch that shifts the closet to reveal the hidden door behind it
May 6th, 2015
@ Sunion realise your role as the antagonist, relish in ur big badness and chaotic evil alignment, and check out your mad stats now that you're the wrathful entity of light itself
May 6th, 2015
shit lets be soulmate 1
(wherever they are)
May 4th, 2015
not soul well guy should slam dunk they're asses into his well as punshment bad and naughty kids go into the well to atone for their crimes
also NICE!!!
April 12th, 2015
@Slitherhen: thank u!!!
April 1st, 2015
I want someone
to throw the onion_thing's head into the sun so they can merge and become sunion_thing
July 21st, 2014
U:pause at a crucial moment in your battle against the not-the-well-keeper and marvel at the sudden appearance of that rad army

POPCORN: regain your composure and summon backup of your own!
July 20th, 2014
The onion_thing attacks secretundercoveragent POPCORN in his state of weird fiery rage. POPCORN battles the onion_thing with grace and ease. (also u updated again im so happy)
July 8th, 2014
Contact someone via the radiophone and ask about the mysterious popcorn, and maybe also ask for backup.