"Do what you will, do what you must, but above all things, do it well." - Anon.
"Argue not with dragons, for thou art crunchy and go well with brie." - Anon.
"Behind every successful woman is a fridge of chocolate and a cat." - a pin I saw at a store
"Competence, like beauty, truth, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder." - (I forgot)