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Good for you, Aves.
Justin may not win the award for being sluttiest, but he's got my vote for "most impressively healthy wrists."
Sorry guy, but recent events have made Avery less than trusting of people who want to suck his dick.
Rachel is a woman who knows the value of giving feedback.
I love how everyone who is in on the conspiracy has absolutely zero chill.
October 9th, 2017
I've been reading this comic almost since the beginning, and I don't comment much, but this is just an amazing amazing comic. Thanks so much for all of your hard work.
Anwen: Damn, but your legs look great in those. I wish I'd thought to have you put them on before I died.
Boozy Floozey. His superpower is sniffing out slutty friends.
Richey's totally going to start wearing An's clothes, isn't he?
Kasha's easy. TJ's easy. They have so much in common!
Jack only flirts between the hours of 3:00 a.m. and 3:15 a.m. on the first Wednesday of the millennium. Sorry Gerry, you missed your chance.
Jack: Social convention says I have to touch you now, but I will stand as far away as humanly possible while I do it.
Oh, just, feels gahhhh, dying.
What's that peeking around the door? hmmmmm.
Are you sure college wouldn't be easier, Ave?
Don't worry Essie, the older you get the more the people around you also know dead people.
All this stuff is going on, and I'm like, "Who made the bed?"

At least Owen seems to have answered the question, "Just how shitty a human being can I be?" And the answer is, "One step above rapist."
Actually, just having the energy for anything would be rather nice. But, provided I'm not too exhausted to do anything other than pass out, I'd choose both. I'm team ice cream AND cuddling.
Everyone knows that nonf**ckboys are only into serious alcoholics, none of this casual stuff.
C'mon Avery, it's not like you weren't thinking it.