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So dark and edggyyyyy
@Riverfox237: Nah. His cold logic is exactly that. Cold logic. No enabling. He states the truth of the matter: "[Bad people] manage to justify doing terrible things all the time. To themselves, anyway" and then follows up with an example of self-justification.

@Syntras: I know, right!? His ability to engage in subtle nuances and contradictions displays a level of education and/or intelligence that phenomenal for a homeless child! (eg saying he won't give advice, yet giving it anyway; because yes, offering the analysis opposing actions and exploring potential rationales for said actions counts as offering advice.)
@The Missingno. Master: Especially since the fact he's stealing it back is well... demonstrating the skillset of doing better work. So if he removed a valuable asset without orders. Yeah. That's grounds for termination.
loooool. I'm sad it's been changed before I could see the original.

I was thinking to myself, "What is Guest talking about? It's clearly a left hand there since it's on the right!"
@HVoice: I only like asshole characters when they get their comeuppance.

Which I guess means that I don't like them at all.
@Evilbob_dA: Especially since it's all in the wording. "I took it!! It was on his table and I took it" suggests that she did NOT break-and-enter and did NOT steal it... that Abel was willing to consort with a little girl (instead of his spurned lover) and invite her to his house (where she took something).

A more appropriate phrase to deflect blame from Abel (as well as be fully honest) should really have been "I stole it!! I broke into his house and stole it!" lol
"You.. You! You left me for a little girl!?!"

That's totally what's going to happen next, ain't it? Because there's no way that any conflict in Mokepon will ever be resolved in a peaceful, rational, and logical fashion, especially when the potential for misunderstanding is so explosively rich.
@Malc Modnar: Well. TBF, it was almost a year ago (about 10 months, like 9months and 21 days ago, or 294 days. But really. Who's counting?).
@Caio: It's okay. I don't blame you for not remembering. I barely remembered myself.

10 months ago, (only yesterday in comic time), they decided to eat ice cream to celebrate having finished training. Atty was complaining that things were too quiet. (Oh, if only you had known then what you know now). He got ice cream to the face by George as reward for his observation. and then got face-creamed/tabled with backing up of a chair into him by some rude irate person.
Who apparently turned out to be the gym leader. Even then she had little streaks of lightning running down her arm (although at that time, it just looked like some kind of ribbon thingies so I thought it was an art mistake or something. Obviously it was the something.)
And then we find out George was the true hero of the story after all...

...actually... isn't George already? Atty's literally just there as the straight man to George's insane antics.
Ohhhh. So NOW you feel bad. Not after burning down forests. Not after stealing Pokemon. Not after collapsing a cave. You feel bad after running out of breath after running a short distance but needing to continue running?

So. How do you feel about quitting smoking?
On a scale of 1 to 10 where 10 is totally ready to quit, yes, the one with a giant happy smiley face, and 1 is not ready (the one with with a frowny face) could you point to me where you are?
@wedward45: That's probably a good bet, lol. What with the unauthorized demolition without permit, probable destruction of city property, disturbance of the peace and terrorizing the citizenry, assault and attempted battery (if not actual battery in a bit)... yeah. There's a lot of charges building up there.
Hell hath no fury as a woman scorned.

Real or imagined, lol.
lol. Seems less like electricity happened there than an explosion.
@Mino: lol. Gyarados would lose terribly because of his double-weakness to electricity as flying and water.
Oh dear. Looks like Rat's ear is broken again. You should probably super-glue the ear before bandaging it again this time, Atty.
Cue exploding door with Charizard-Dragonthing stomping in.
@Guest: So... Pokemon like, takes place on Krpton. And so all the "humans" are actually super-human.

Hmmm... Makes sense. Also paints animal cruelty in a much harsher light. Because you know, they don't actually need Pokemon for defense? So making Pokemon battle is more for personal amusement than anything else. No wonder Atticus is so jaded! It all makes sense now! (β€˜Ο‰β€™)οΎ‰

How strong does the gym leader's arm have to be to be able to throw a 22.9 lb Voltorb, unaided, overhand? How does she not have any rotator cuff or biceps tears???

For comparison, most people have trouble even throwing a bowling ball half that weight (~12-lbs) far... (in fact, by technical standards, bowling balls are not to exceed 16-lbs...)

Anyone else wondering this? No? No? Just me? Never mind then...
Heh. Sometimes it takes a personal blow from your own actions to realize how much of an asshole you're being.