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Personally, I always wondered why anyone would think that cloning dinosaurs was a good idea in the first place. Like... WE never would have survived very long if they were they still around...
Yeah, Midgardsormr and Jormungandr would be pretty hard to top...
@namtap032892: And, over a year later, I realize the name is "Five (5) Dragon Ridge" and not "Fire Dragon Ridge"
@Forger: it was 12 different forms, to be exact. I think most other deaths would be one form, otherwise no one would die. (You know, cause the reapers would just "misplace" the paperwork.)
I realize it's been, like, 6 and a half years since this was done, but...

Looks like Steve learned from that trip to the Dreamtime in the outback. ;)
Reminds me of where I live. People can't be bothered to give a damn about traffic laws.
Ok, in the years I've been reading this (Oh, wow... years...), there's always been one thing about this that I've wanted to say, but just never bothered to until now.

The reason salt melts ice and snow is because salt water (which is what you're creating when you throw salt on ice) has a lower freezing point than just plain water. Essentially, all you're doing is just making it so that the freezing point is below the ambient temperature. (I doubt it'd work very well in a place like Antarctica.)

I'd assume that the frost giants basically radiant cold so much that they'd never never melt. I'm guessing salt may mildly irritate them, as opposed to being an actual threat.

Granted, this is Azrael administering the salt. He could probably intimidate physics enough to break it's own laws.
Do a good deed
Do a good deed, and get your reward... Even if you have to threaten them with death.
Although, I bet it was REALLY fun killing all those bugs.
...Why would you even NEED to ask how that helps deal with stress?! Bubble wrap is awesome!
Well, I mean... If you think about it, "reaching/aiming for the stars" DID lead Steve to his future self...
Especially since this guy supposedly died back in comic 1685.
If I said I'd buy him 10 drinks, do you think he'd let me out?

...Probably not...
@Darth AWQ: More like, puppies (especially such sweet ones) deserve better.
I'm guessing Steve is getting tired of dealing with this guy every year.
@Christopher: The Pheonix and ninjas don't give him a huge amount of paperwork...
Hey, isn't that superhero from waaaaay back that said he could "rest when he was dead," and promptly had a... 'deadly encounter'?
Or is this that guy's sidekick-turned-hero?

Also, why stop there? Why not a death trap within a death trap within a death trap?
Problem 1: Fire
Problem 2: Dragon
Problem 3: Fire Dragon
Problem 4: Dragon Ridge
Problem 5: Fire Dragon Ridge
Need I go on?
@RazorD9: Sorry, but Sally used that one was QUITE some time ago.
They really do carry those signs with them everywhere.
Honestly, Steve, I'd have thought you'd have learned by now: Things have a tendency to go for the worst when you go after the phoenix: Your parachute gets caught in a tree, you get attacked by a tiger, you end up physically in the Dreamtime...
Did you really expect a rented glider to survive?