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Milo Neuman is an LA based webcomic and storyboard artist. When he's not working on Dimitra of the Silver Mask, he's probably drawing storyboards for Warner Bros Animation or Universal Home Entertainment. When he's not doing that, he's probably eating his feelings or drinking red wine. He doesn't really have time for sleep or exercise, but he tries, dammit, he tries.
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Hey everyone, I'm back. Sorry, it's been a very busy year for me, and I had to backburner this project for a bit, but I'm hard at work on it again now. My life hasn't gotten particularly LESS busy, but I'm still going to try to make more of an effort to be more consistent. I'm sorry to everyone who asked about the status of the comic over the past months, I'll also try to be better about communicating when and why I'm falling behind in the future.

Also, I have started a patreon, which you can probably see in the upper left corner of the screen there, and I'm offering some very basic tiers for folks who want to support the comic, plus you can see what I have planned for higher tiers, provided I can find the time for them. Please check it out, if you feel so inclined:
Busy couple months so I didn't have a lot of time for comic work, but I'm back at it. Thanks for being patient and sticking around!
These guys are one piano short of a Laurel and Hardy routine.

Thanks for reading! The comic updates with three new pages every other Monday, so be sure to check back in on the 11th of February for more jumpy soldiers hanging out on top of walls.
@Taylor: For no other reason than that this was more fun to draw ;)
Nothing much to report this week my dudes. I hope you enjoy this update and be sure to check back in two weeks for the next three pages. Thanks for reading!
Nice style! Subscribed!
Happy New Year
Hey my dudes, Happy New Year! I'm sorry that this update was so late! At first I was thinking I could get in done earlier but then the Christmas break hit and I decided I could use the rest. But now we're back, and the next few updates after this is are already mostly done, so barring calamity there shouldn't be any more missed posts for the foreseeable future.

Thanks for reading, and please follow me on twitter, instagram, tumblr, or facebook to get reminders every time the comic updates. Barring that, subscribe to our RSS feed! (Links at the bottom of the page).

See you all again in a couple weeks!
We aRe(SS) Pleased To Serve
Hey everyone asking about an RSS feed, I finally figured out how to put a link on my page, all by myself, like the grown adult that I am. Check the LINKS section right under the comments and above the Favorites.

Um...... let me figure out how to get that set up and I'll get back to you!
Happy December!
Not much to say on this one, other than HANG IN THERE through all this silent setup. There are pages with actual plot and dialogue coming up soon, though maybe not in the immediate next update.

Fun fact, the first two pages were drawn around a year ago, and the third page was drawn this week because I thought this story beat needed something a little extra. Don't know if it was worth the effort or not, I guess that's up to posterity to decide.

By the way, thank you so much for reading, and if you are a returning reader, thanks so much for coming back. I know two weeks between pages can seem like an eternity, and I appreciate your patience. Your comments and support are the coals that feed my engine, you all keep me going, and I am eternally grateful.
@Crazyman: What a coincidence, I'm a Big-time DOTL fan, too! I hope I don't disappoint!
@NightOwler: Good to have you!
Terrible Twos
It’s been two weeks now since I was blessed with a beautiful, bright-eyed baby webcomic.

“Congratulations, Mr. Neuman” said the doctor, cradling a screeching bundle of crosshatching, thought bubbles, and panel borders, still wet with white-out fluid, in his rubber gloved hands. “It’s a gritty, post-medieval low-fantasy epic with eastern European aesthetic sensibilities.” He handed the whining babe over to me. “You must be so proud.” I laid back in my hospital bed, mentally exhausted, my drawing wrist limp and sore from inking. A Zebra brand G-Nib pen drops from my hand, clattering dramatically and launching droplets of black ink across the floor. I look through the first chapter. It has my eyes. In that the eyes are all a little lopsided because I really need to get better at drawing eyes.

Two weeks later, I haven’t slept a wink. Being a parent is a lot of work.
Aaaaaaaand start
Hi, I'm Milo, this is my comic. I haven't made any comics in a long while, so I hope you like this one.

Updates with three new pages every other Monday. Stay tuned!
February 4th, 2015
I made you a present because I want to be friends
@Koal: tcq.jpg
August 1st, 2014