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I'd rather have one of these than an owl.
Being able to walk away after jumping off a cliff might be pretty useful...
Son, I'm proud that you stepped in to do something, but, do you know how much I paid for those items?
The Beard is the real head of the council. That guy just serves as the voice of the Beard.
Be careful, or you may end up having to travel far away to throw the ring into a volcano...
Aww crap...I mean, Sure!
Bestest...
I think I would pick Octavia...
I'm just gonna go get the broom now, dear
WitUnderPressure
February 18th, 2017
"I am about to drop the hammer..."

"And dispense some indiscriminate justice."
A peacock, perhaps?
D'OH!
NOT THE DONUTS!
Those donuts were tasty
In fact, doesn't it feel like someone's watching you right now...?
WitUnderPressure
February 3rd, 2017
Man, that sucks.
WitUnderPressure
January 14th, 2017
Sparks are gonna fly.
WitUnderPressure
December 23rd, 2016
Unnecessary
If you're going to interrogate him, he doesn't really need his hands...
at least now he'll be able to carry more loot.
This looks like a post for NotAlwaysRight.com

don't go there, unless you're curious about the depths of idiocy...
everything makes sense in the right context
oh man...don't mess with a man's watch. that's like messing with a woman's shoes...