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My name is Clay Parris. I am an old vet of Smack Jeeves from long ago. I co-write "Mercy, Me" and "Double Helix" with Erik Northfell.
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I certainly feel better.
Fantastic sequence. And not all fencers are pirates. Some of the best ones are the land-swashbucklers. Go rapier wielding frenchmen with ascots!
Harpo's gonna geat some...

please make a selection:

a) Hehehehehehehe (Peter Griffon laugh)
b) Giggitygiggitygiggity (Quagmire laugh)
c) Y-y-y-y-Yeah-hahahaha (Carl laugh)
uh-oh! who's creeping by that doorway? Let's read on.
That is the most amazing thing......EVER.
HAHAHAHA, thats mine! I helped make this one! Yay for me!!!.....and Chad.
January 17th, 2006
He's so totally going for that man symbol...
January 10th, 2006
Hahaha, classic

You should try those metal sporks, brilliant!
January 10th, 2006
That's right! Let's all be nonconformists, just like everyone else!

haha, nice man
January 8th, 2006
Ba hahahaha
Oh man that is some good stuff! hilarious man
hahaha, nice animation
Some day...
Hahaha, good stuff man!
thats EXACTLY how you pick up chicks! hahaha
semantics, semantics
Yes...I often find it hard to shop with a belly full of baby...
haha, is carl scribbled on?
I'd have to agree, but the ninja ending tied it all together!
Hahaha, nice...course the bets with my friends are usually: "I bet my girlfriend breaks up with me before yours does!" "What, no way, she freakin hates me!"
December 17th, 2005
Hahaha! Was that a gopher!? Classic, man!
Hahaha, man, I hate it when restaurants try to force you to say the goofy names they've come up with for food and special. Just gimme the frekin' burger man!

keep up the killer work!