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*facepalm* NO! Bad Chris!
Okay, Chris, here's what you say: "It turns out there was a Fair pranking me. That's the only thing he did for me, though, I'm still a mage. Anyway, he got tired of the farce and left, so that's the last of the gold I can make using this method."

...aaaand you're going to keep digging straight down, aren't you? I swear, somehow you're going to figure out how to dig through that layer of bedrock and fall into the void.
@Amy47101:
All of the time.
...IS THE MUD HEREDITARY!?
Hmm... but what about female fairs?
So that wasn't unnecessary fanservice, was it, H0ly? It was entirely necessary to the plot ^_~
Oh, come ON, Chris! It seemed like you were finally wising up, and now you just want him to do it for you AGAIN instead of teaching you to do it! You're rather unsympathetic, you know that?
At least this time she said "Help ME spin this straw" instead of "spin this straw for me". Even if it wasn't intentional on her part, that's asking for a ladder while diggin herself deeper instead of JUST digging.
@Lego_423:
Best response!
Okay, wow. That last panel is the cutest Toby' been since the prologue, and this time he's MAN-cute. It's a pity it's under such unflattering circumstances.
THAT'S it! He's that character, like Hisoka from H×H and Gin from Bleach, who always smiles so that when he's extra-insincere, nobody notices!
STOP MAKING ME SHIP YOU WITH CHRIS, CALEB! Stupid Caleb, with his suddenly not being a jackass and his... probable other good qualities...
"Since all the murders, you know. But I'm not like that! All I do is pillage culturally, encourage my peasants to make changes beyond the reach of their incomes, and imprison young ladies until they pull more and more golden yarn out of their asses."

"Wait, when did you do that last one?"

*winks*
"Since all the murders, you know. But I'm not like that! All I do is pillage culturally, encourage my leasants to make changes beyond the reach of their incomes, and imprison young ladies until they pull more and more golden yarn out of their asses."

"Wait, when did you do that last one?"

*winks*
"The king loves Luvelle. He thinks they're so modern and forward-thinking."

"What a coincidence! /I/ love Luvelle! They're so modern and forward-thinking, you know."
Twisting the curtain which knocked down the vase which tipped the colunn which broke the window which slipped the waiter who flung the bottle which clocked the maid. I don't know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die.
I produced it out of gat-dang straw, DUH.
Ooh, he is SO cute! I'm surprised at his apparent closeness in age to Chris, I figured he'd be much older or noticeably younger.
Maaan, her hair-net reminded me of a platypus' tail ONCE, and now I can't unsee it.
Okay, Toby, I know it looks bad, but you KNOW Chris. She'd impulsively *boom* your head even WITHOUT magic, if she had a way to do so. This does NOT prove your point.