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The green crested lizard! I enjoy drawing pokemon and reptiles.
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    Bronchocela Cristatella
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I have caught the flu :(
Thus today's page has been delayed.
We're back on Friday once I've kicked this flu's ass.

(get ur vaccines kids)

EDIT: Still sick! D: Further delay to Tuesday. I hope you all have a good Christmas.
...or if Shinxy is anything like me there are no dreams and she wakes up like sleep never happened.
good night sweet shinx
Noisy neighbors are the worst. How am I supposed to have existential crises?
I hope you like recaps.
No straw beds in this fine establishment. Shinxy will be comfy tonight. uwu
It was Hotel Dusk: Room 215. I was referencing that game. :P
One of my favorites, look it up. (but keep in mind Kyle is MINE).
I got Breath of the Wild! Explorer's Edition too.

Anyway, we're back up. Sorry about that. Moving computers is a damn hassle. I should be more organized.

also. someone please get the room reference.
Happy Thanksgiving, folks.

I'm gonna go fight people for Breath of the Wild now.

Update tomorrow from my shiny new laptop.
I was so mad that I had to cover his face with the speech bubble so here he is. he has seen some shit.

i might bring him back since I've become so attached to him...don't have a name for him yet though
Sorry this is a day late! Took longer than I thought. Next one is still on Tuesday, don't worry. :)

Time to meet some new characters! It's about damn time.
Ok now we're going somewhere. Finally.
yes am still here

By the way, I'm liking the newer smackjeeves. We're finally beyond 2002.
(too bad the max size is still a gross 500 kb haha)
Man what a drama queen.

To all new readers: here is your proof that I do indeed update. :)
>be me
>get hospitalized
>8 weeks therapy
>1 week intensive therapy
>school catch up afterwards
>lack of motivation
>struggle to get proper meds
>realize that i like this comic
>come back

so uh yeah. i'm back baby. no bye-bye like shinxy.

next comic coming up next tuesday, on the normal schedule
Alright, let's look at bets.

The only one who was 100% correct was Guest, the anonymous guest, with "he ain't there." So you win $100.
I guess a leprechaun will deliver that to you.

MatrixMercenary is close with "something happened to the name rater." But we'll have to see when all is revealed.

Which means that technically no one's lost yet! And I'm probably way to invested in this.
It's been a while, so feel free to reread current events or smack me upside the head.

But we're finally at the Name Rater's house! Name hype!