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Joff
  • Real Name
    Jonathan Oliver
  • Age
    33
  • Gender
    Male
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It's the little things that'd drive you mad in eternity..
Somebody up there must really like this guy..
This'll go up after bonfire night (the 5th of November here in Britain), but given that while I've been drawing and uploading this, the fireworks haven't stopped, I don't think it's too bad a thing..
Well, I say "Secret".. But those old Chinese vampires have rather stiff arm joints..

Also, I'm aware that I'm a little early, but Happy Halloween :)
It's a very specific outcome, apparently..
And of course, if that's the worst thing that happens to him today, he should consider himself lucky..
They stalk so deliberately and silently.. It's incredibly unsettling..
If anyone needs him, he'll be in the tavern, two guys down from the Quest Giver
Of course, the question is if this was an accident, or Steve needing to hide some evidence again.. I know which I'd bet on..
This is why you don't actually stand next to the science machines when they science..
The Reaper doesn't always have to move in mysterious ways..
God damn my brain..
I'm sorry.. But the pun refused to leave until I acknowledged it..
There's no greater crime than being a vampire while Steve's on the job..
Sooner or later someone's going to catch them doing this..
Sorry this one goes a bit dark...
They might've figured itself out by themselves eventually..
@Old Timer: Had a few pitfalls along the way... but I'm hoping to keep at it for much longer yet
It never really ends well..
Not much of a gardener, our Steve..