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Keeps it interesting too..
It's never a good day for a city-wide zombie crisis..
Well, if it wasn't thinking about it before Steve, it will be now..
Happy New Year everybody.. Let's hope it's a good one..
Yeah, if there's one thing that the reapers are known for, it's their patience when dealing with people trying to squirm out of the inevitable..
Now, some of you may be wondering, and the answer is no.
I did NOT make up the word "Batsquatch" and that mere fact is enough to warm my heart for the whole of humanity.
Hopefully he died doing what he loved..

Hopefully there's one in the works..
If there's one guaranteed way to survive around Steve without buying him some booze, it's pretty much suggesting that something else considers itself better at his job than he is..
He gets more when he's not terrifying people..
If you promise Steve a drink, you don't get out of it that easily..
The collateral damage brings Steve into this far more frequently than he'd like..
Imagine angry bees that know magic, and you're about at the right level..
They'd be at this for days if they didn't..
Sally might've almost been worried there..
It never did make that much sense..
Well, I suppose Sally's at least aware of the Midgard Serpent.. Kinda hard to be impressed after that..
Best not to argue with him on this one..
I'd pretty much believe that people were just trying to get hurt these days..
He doesn't really appreciate being laughed at..