Hoagie
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I love mushrooms, but don't eat the red ones with with dots. They'll make you feel funny...
Never mess with a pensioner...
If it's "gross" then why are you blushing?
Hoagie
June 23rd, 2017
"Your worst nightmare..."
Hoagie
June 20th, 2017
That shirt my not be helping... Lol
If any of Gannet's ex's heard her. It's gonna give Bailey some serious street cred. Trying to get it on with him in the pool.
I'm gonna be honest. I thought they'd be the other way around...
It's your fault Kim. You could have been riding Kylee for some time now... ;p
I'm loving this aggressive/assertive Bailey. So I demand a NSFW bathtub scene... <all hot and bothered> I mean Please can we... :) with bubbles.
Totally gonna turn into a pool party.
@Scorpio730: Sure we can. Ww carry a little of the ancient ocean in each of our cells.
Sooch: "Sure as long as I top."
Howie: "Ummm... Lets play it by ear."
@Kimmikala: Yeah enough with the feels, time for the heavy breathing...
Hoagie
June 5th, 2017
Cause he got a Bea now.
No worries, thanks for the heads up.

Paint Ball Revolt?
Hoagie
June 4th, 2017
@roxsg: It works for both...
Hoagie
June 3rd, 2017
I know we're all here to see him grovel but I wouldn't forgive that easily. I'd get really angry and tell him that I love/d him but I need to have space and time to be angry.

But that's probably why I'm single...
Well he is equipped like a french baguette...
I'm with Noke and Inu, WTF just happened.
Hoagie
June 2nd, 2017
Now for the classic on/off of the porch light signalling "let's rap it up it's late." Which distracts Jamie enough that Aiden can give him a quick kiss and dash.