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Ian Evans
"Yeah, I jumped off a cliff, but let's talk about something else." -Elliot Smith
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@artofjoe: I've created a monster
@artofjoe: but I missed most of the comments cause I was busy, and I am returning to my empire
@artofjoe: tell me about it
@artofjoe: nah man, that's a common expression. It means an all encompassing solutions ie females can wear a little black dress because it is appropriate for all occasions. But he is just calling her that because she is wearing a black dress.
Radiation is the panacea for the fantastical. How did you get superpowers? Radiation. How did Godzilla grow so big? Radiation. Why did the chicken cross the road? Radiation.
@artofjoe: maybe I could go for a walk
@TheJGamer: Thank you!
@TheJGamer: I don't actually have any specific brand of pretzel that I like so I tried to represent soft pretzel's as a whole
@TheJGamer: U and me both
@artofjoe: elaborate, sir
@artofjoe: this link be dead yo
@TheJGamer: In the words of Demetri Martin:

"I hate You"

"I ate you"

"I ate, yo"

@artofjoe: wait a minute, what are you talking about? I don't listen to One Direction
That guy in the top hat looks familiar
@Mushroom Flabs: ha I commented before joe
I just figured I should have some kind of place holder while you wait for the rest of the story. Don't pay the picture any mind, it was just a warmup in paint.
My god, you are alive
@artofjoe: the resolution turned out really good on this website
Ian Evans
January 14th, 2019
love your style