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Ollie is turning this season into the greatest zombie apocalypse story of our time.
Fedora the Deplora
This assessment has already been beaten to death on the server, but it bares repeating because it’s not wrong. Lester would’ve been much better off as a harmless villain. We already have plenty of conniving negative characters on the season as it is, and Lester did not need to be one of them too. With him finding the idol in episode 2, I think we all saw that he was going this route as well. He really should’ve stayed as the jerk with bad luck.

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And that’s a big sigh of relief from the Jeanie fans. Still, though, where does her story go from here? She doesn’t seem like the vindictive type at all- or at least, her level of revenge starts and ends with turning people pink- so I don’t think we’re having a Djinn and Jutsu rivalry in the future.

*RANKINGS*

Fini
1. Mele (+1)
2. Josh (+1)
3. Kade (+1)
4. Tony (+1)

Koko
1. CutieCat
2. Raiza
3. Jenny (+1)
4. Jahira (-1)
5. Nezumi
6. Ollie

Lele
1. Jeanie
2. Parmesan
3. Derek
4. Slash
5. Lester (+1)

God, this ranking format of mine does not work. I’ll probably go the way of everyone else and just do an overall ranking format next season.
Rodent to Nowhere
Maybe it’s the fact that this is the first time Koko had any real dramatic focus, but I never really built much of an opinion on Nezumi. I knew I was supposed to hate her, but with so much negativity coming in from the other, much louder sources, Nezumi didn’t really stand out. Until now, that is. What an amazing breakdown.

Here’s the interesting thing about this- to an extent, Nezumi had every right to be angry. This was a *terrible* plan that was not thought out at all. All they had to do was ask Nezumi beforehand whether or not she had the idol instead of blindly assuming she had it. That way, they could’ve attempted to work around the problem and prevent the rocks from being drawn. Though the fact that these two allies whom Nezumi thought so little of were the direct causes of her elimination is absolutely perfect. I don’t think I’ve ever felt so sympathetic to, and yet so satisfied by someone’s elimination.

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I don’t like thinking this, but CeCe and Jahira might’ve lost some points with me for that blunder. Really, it was painful.
Both of these upcoming eliminations look like foregone conclusions, but in this case, I still think it could be Jeanie. Hope to god it isn’t, but as I mentioned earlier, I don’t see how her story moves forward from here.

Derek looks like Daisuke in panel 13.
Okay, I am really confused about this third option they’re hinting at. CutieCat knows about Jenny’s idol, so she and Jahira could target her in hopes of flushing it out. But that’s two votes, so it’s not going to save Nezumi. So what are they getting at here? Are they trying to prove Jenny’s “untrustworthiness” to her allies? Maybe thay could swing someone to their side, but I just don’t see it happening.
I get it now. This is the season of apathy.

I don’t like it.
Something tells me Lester’s going to have yet another curse unleashed upon him soon, and it’s not gonna be from Jeanie.

But can he REVERSE the CURSE™?

(Answer: no.)
@anime9001: No Spicers in the game. They’re probably exclusive to Kade’s character.
AA fan character with possible daddy issues? My god, we finally have a legit character from this series! This calls for a celebration!

*cue sarcastic confetti*
Well, after the misfire that was the Lele Love Triangle, it seems we might actually have a better one on our hands. Will Ollie pick Jenny, whom he is showing affection towards, or CeCe, whom he is recieving affection from?
The saddest thing in all this is if/when Jeanie gets the ring back, her main story will be effectively over. This is not the person I wanted this story to happen to, SWSU. Not at all.
Everybody cheating but Waaaaaabbuffet.
CoD Awful
I’d normally be upset at losing one of my favorites this early, but two things are keeping me from feeling that way. One, we all knew from the beginning he was going early. Don’t even try to deny it. Two, Quickscope was finally starting to wear out his welcome with me ever since... well, the last episode. I threw out some possibilities about Quickscope possibly lying about the multiple problems in his personal life to get the “sympathy edit” in case he had a downfall soon- and thankfully, that didn’t happen, because now I feel bad for suggesting it.

Xx_Quickscope69_xX is the epitome of “good while it lasted” and no further than that. And hey, maybe his real self will compete on Survivor in the future, like Slash! His dad works for Survivor, after all.

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Humanly. Possily. That’s all I’m gonna say.

*RANKINGS*

Fini
1. Quickscope
2. Mele
3. Josh
4. Kade
5. Tony (+1)

Koko
1. CutieCat
2. Raiza
3. Jahira
4. Jenny
5. Nezumi
6. Ollie

Lele
1. Jeanie
2. Parmesan
3. Derek
4. Slash
5. Lester (+1)

Yeah, kind of a static episode. Hopefully we get some more development in the upcoming episode.
First, it’s totally Quickscope. Second, I *really* hope this vote ends up becoming a big warning sign for Josh that Tony wants nothing to do with him.
Welcome to the game, Ollie. Don’t hurt me for the bad things I have said about you.
You have polio? ...I did not want to know that, Quickscope.

And why does every AA character have to be a gamebot? You’re a freaking ninja prosecutor, how are you this uninteresting?
So if Ollie’s *not* getting an upgrade, that means someone else will pilot the new EX-Machina. My guess is that Raiza gets this upgrade.

Also, Raiza’s line about things possibly going well the next day makes me nervous. Perhaps the foreshadow flags will be raised again!
Lester’s game-winning strategy, everyone. Just not giving a fuck.