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GaryHawkinsLandscaper
AKA JudaiKitsine, I’m here to make Survivor Fan Characters contestants.
  • Real Name
    Ethan
  • Age
    22
  • Gender
    Male
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Show Me Your Lady Bit
I’m conflicted with this one. On one hand, the fact that we’ve designated an official “joke character node” for this series doesn’t exactly sit well with me, nor was I all that happy with Lady Bit becoming so unbelievably Enter in her final episode. It was very clear what SWSU was trying to accomplish with her, and it kinda lessened how much I could like her as a character. However, I’ve always been a sucker for the artistic slamming of the greedy people who think they can get away with anything, so writing the personified version of Electronic Arts is something so genius, I don’t know why I didn’t come up with it myself. So thank you for being here, Social Commentary-chan.



Storytime’s over. Forever. Now go to sleep.

*RANKINGS*

Lady Bit > Sprinkles

???’s Name of the Day: Biff Curtains
???’s Name of the Day: Bicurious George
I wanna be part of this story, too! Call me... Twenty Dollars the Hedgehog!
I don’t think she’s gonna vote Sagittaria.
Good job, EA, you singlehandedly threw this challenge with your ridiculous machinations.
SFC: Calvinball Mode

Lady Bit’s amazing, but she’s so done.
I think this is going to be the season of conflicted feelings. A lot of the recent events here... I just don’t know how I’m supposed to react to them, or whose side I want to take.
Wow, good job offending a large chunk of the viewing audience, ladies.
So Deimos’s brother was a Phantom Thief?
Introducing, Kokichi Majima! That’s right, Kokichi Majima. He trolls you and then he obsesses over you.

EEEEEERNEST-chan!
“For a human... we could do worse.” Awww, he really *does* care!
The Viennese Schmaltz
I don’t think I need to say much of anything here. No, I got pretty much exactly what I expected out of this one- a one-note gimmick character that was never going to go deep or even into the midway point. It really is the best decision to cut her off here, as the rest of the tribe is chock full of potential.

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I will say that Kitsunie has gone up a few points with me after his performance here. He has displayed some genuine justification for his personality which, while still not getting him into my good graces, is a step in the right direction.

*RANKINGS*

I know I said last season that I was going to scrap my ranking system, but I think I’ve found a way to keep it around without making some big stretches. From now on, I’m going to be ranking contestants as they’re voted out. Whoever follows Sprinkles out the door will be added to this list, either above or below her. (totallyaboveher)

Sprinkles

Would’ve been amazing if Probst made a trap door effect with the portal gun for evicted contestants. Just saying.
Well, this is going to go the way of either Sagittaria or Sprinkles. Either way, we’re probably going to have a meltdown.
???’s Name of the Day: Brooke D’Hymen
Ethan’s looking for aliens inside of Brooke’s mouth.
“Shut up, Narc!” has become my new favorite expression.
???’s Name of the Day: Wyatt Supremacist
I had a feeling Wyatt had this specific kind of amnesia (anterograde, for the record). Now, if only he had a notebook he could use to write down every event of his life while simultaneously working on inventions.

I’ve got to wonder what the goddesses of the Neptunia universe think of Lady Bit. Probably not too highly, I’m betting.
Ugh, I can already tell it’s gonna be a looooong season. Really really hoping for an Atlas win here; I don’t know how much more self-righteous BS I can take from Kitsunie.
Sprinkles is cweepy.

Just cweepy.

She’s cweepy.
Hmmmmmmmm nope, gonna stick to my gimmick.

???’s Name of the Day: Adolf Mynakedbodyonce
Hoo boy. I have never liked characters who think they’re on the “right side” of anything, be it a gameplay or moral standpoint, despite transparently being a jerk. Kitsunie looks like he’s on his way there already, which terrifies me.
I’m just now noticing Ernest’s freakishly long mullet.