Cpt. Johannes Wyss von Krieg
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A ship better than Aetta×Talon is Brinton×Bush!
Brinton' Symptoms as of yet: Hunger for metal-based materials as seen in bite marks on equipment, Blue Circutry-like shapes growing on skin, Hair Loss, Fat Loss as seen on face, and nightly puking as seen in the shape of a bucket near the bed.

Possible Medical Solution: Apply Bolter Ammo directly on Brain. Repeat if Commissar/ Doctor deems it nessecary.
@peachpunk: Now it's back up, seems alright. whatever blessing of the Omnissiah you've invoked, thank you!
Uh guys? The Server is down for some reason, the message says:
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Is this just me or something else?
Xeno Intelligence point that an Eldar Spy was within our ranks and no one burned the entire camp after that! Fetch my Bolt-Pistol Private, We are going on a *BLAMMING* Trip!
Looks like the burning Motor Pool turned to a more popular tourist attraction than the local Bar!
++Beware Shitty Fanfic Ahead! Even the Emperor can't protect you from this horror! Read at your own risk and report to the Regimental Commissar upon completion!++

9453/8-201 : Kommandant, requesting access to the Company Requisition List to add an object important to sustain morale.
9453/1-101 : Nein, Soldatin! You already have the Caiphas Cain Limited Edition of Hairpins, Holo-vids and even the one time anniversary special manufactered full miniature replica of Commissar Cain! Even the small Bolt Pistol works, You you used it on that Narisian Owl yesterday! Nein, no more special requests to be added into the log.
9453/8-201: But if I die in service to the Emperor in the next assault?
9453/1-101: I'll consider it then.
Thank You!
Hello Eagle Ordinary team! I have just received the Candlemas Postcard via mail (Knitting Emperor)! I just wanted to say big Thank You for making such an amazing comic and sharing it with us. May the Emperor light your path and the Omnissiah bless your cogitators!
Why Do you need help from the BIG I? Just call in the Krieg lads and tell them to garrison the place. I can guarantee things will run very smoothly!
@Ferro: Yeah, give her a Krieg Uniform. Nobody will ever notice her!
Panels 2 & 4 are hilarious. Did the big Tech Priest really told the rest to do it? I mean, machine god etc. If they calture some of them, can they actually explain what is this gift?
Could someone enlighten me: Who is the different Holt? The one without relation to our Holt
Hey Brinton, awsome Chest Tatto you,youv'e got there...
Commissar Holt still has the picture of his daughter on his desk, he DOES care
Psst! Commissar Talon, I've just obtained through questionable means the second edition of "The Adventures of Commissar Cain" holo trading cards! If you still have the supposedly banned holo-vid then I can propose a trade...
Looks like Jr. Commissar Talon rolled a Natural 20! They can stay alive for probably 5 more minutes...
@InquisitorVawn: I invite all of you to milk & cookies in the planet my unit is stationed in. I know they look less lively than cog-priests but they are hardcore fans. Junior Commissar Talon can bring his special holo-vid and *Soldier, is this a secure channel? Yes it is.* and I have the special adamantium edition of Cain himself in the trading card game, I did check, and it IS made out of adamantioum. If you want to trade cards or enjoy the milk & cookies the local population makes here while watching THE Marathon of Cain's Adventures + special interview with the cast, feel free to join. If the Colonel asks any questions, just say you're on behalf of the "Capitan with the Pink Helm".
@peachpunk: Who knows? Maybe he'll even work for the next season of "The Adventures of Commissar Cain"? The Emperor will be pleased..
Psyker's face: "Oh my... This chesthair is causing wapstorms in my stomach, in this case I must contact a medic immidietly!"