I'm a person. He's a person. And that person over there's a person.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

Never argue with a fool. They bring you down to their level.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

the quotes above, who's originators are going to be kept secret, are what I live by. that should give you an idea about how I am.