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Well, bringing the pizza back was successful in a way... I guess...
Does... does it need to rhyme...?
November 9th, 2018
Whoops, neither of them are lava-proof.
Just punch the king's kid right in his little face. Sure.
Mom: "Oh, okay! *zzz*"
So I guess the song lied about him going straight to hell when he melts? unfortunate...
Well that's no good.
August 21st, 2017
Get rekt
Man, she is NOT having a good day...
Well darn. I liked them. Too bad.
That was a close one...
Well that's unfortunate
@Guest: Rose quartz is that you? Oh nevermind...
June 17th, 2017
It... it's... PERFECT
Well now I'm sad.
*Splat* THE END
(when did she get whale cum on her face?)
Nice new haircut
@Killsoty: article 19 of the bro code states that a Bro shall not sleep with another Bro’s sister. However, a Bro shall not get angry of another Bro says, “Dude, your sister’s hot!”