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And then you'll regret that you didn't
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Excuse me
I prefer PORK
I've learned a bit from you guys.
Mainly how to make my paws look good. So here, have a new ref in a 16:9 widescreen!

You might notice some things different about me since the last time you paid attention to me.
I'm open to any questions you might have.
That's my mom. She's an accountant.
NO, she will not do any of YOUR taxes. Find your own CPAs!

Hey, I'm back!
The beach gave me great ideas, so...
Looks like I gave you a shoeprint reveal
I made this last week while I was in my hammock under the house

It may be sideways, but tbh I kinda like it sideways too

This was me all last week
No, I was not in Hawaii, I'm saving that for if I ever get married
I wasn't in California, either, though I still want to go there
It was just a beach in my state

But I gotta say that was the WORST beach house I've ever stayed in! The air circulation was horrible if you even closed one door and there was a fan with no on or off switch! Also, the brochure SAID it had a dishwasher, but it didn't. Also, the floor was really uneven and I detected traces of faulty seals under the windows in my room. The shutters were really tacky, and half the windows didn't even have blinds! Why would you put blinds on one window, and then not bother with the other one in THE SAME ROOM?!
It was also pretty obvious the stairs and back porch weren't built at the same time the rest of the house was. There weren't even gutters! (Though I don't think any of the houses on the porch had gutters) But the worst thing of all was the BUGS. Flies, gnats, ants, you name it. We had to search like FIVE STORES just to buy a fly swatter, because the house didn't even come with one! I rate it ONE STAR. I would have rated it zero, but I really liked relaxing in my hammock.

Sorry just bringing out my inner architect
Literally every word I don't say
@WiispNightmare: ehhhh I'm used to the bleeps
I watch Live PD
@WiispNightmare: yep
And I made a TON of progress on Nyxia Unleashed there
@WiispNightmare: I was quoting Mark Watney
In the book version
My temporary solution for at the beach is

Set up a hammock under your beach house
That's what I did Monday
@HollyTheFluffyCat: I brought my sketch book
But I'm only using that for drawing a four- picture series about the water park I went to today
@WiispNightmare: Duct tape is a God and should be worshipped
Never heard of that song
But can I just say that when I saw Upside Down I thought

You people are giving me reminders to ap all sorts of things
But I can't
Because I don't have my computer:'3
@WiispNightmare: When you're around me, duct tape is a POWER TOOL
@HollyTheFluffyCat: okay I have to agree with you now
It's hot, you can't walk on it because it kinda makes your feet sink in, and it does get annoying when you get sand up everywhere on your body

But honestly the only other reason why I hate the beach is because I have scyphophobia
@WiispNightmare: EXACTLY

Okay I had this project once where we make something out of a cardboard box
That's what made me think of it
THIS is NOT a box.
It's whatever you want it to be.
Now THAT is cool

I'm flashing back to when I watched "Hugo"
@HollyTheFluffyCat: Well I just made a line art with some twigs in the sand under the house and I took a picture of it
I'm gonna post our when I get back

Of course not, it's from the 80s and my parents brought me up on 80s