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And I would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for those meddling eeveelutions
Oooh he gonna be grounded

I was gonna say "Oooh he busted" but he was already busted
More gruesome and visually explicit than when Luke Skywalker go his hand cut off
Watch the next five seconds
Ferris @I'mOnMyOffDay 33y
They could be fascists and anarchists for all I care and it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car.
Coincidentally, I just came back from a camping trip
Hopefully this doesn't happen to me IRL tomorrow
@Pinkeevee222: I remember when this was a bigger problem
Happy anniversary!

And brilliant use of the Billy Joel reference
My life is a summer action blockbuster.
No one is allowed to tell me no.
Tea: One second, your bow tie is a little crooked

Me: No, no, no. It’s all right. It’s supposed to be a little asymmetrical. Apparently, a small flaw somehow improves it
Lost Lugggage.
You think it's stupid, but you never think it'll happen to you until it does.
He had his business, but not any of his clothes.
Oh and he got downgraded to economy when he was supposed to be in business class

Script is based on Season 8, episode 16 of The Big Bang Theory: The Intimacy Acceleration
Ferris Bueller's Day Off: Ferris Bueller (Matthew Broderick) has an uncanny skill at cutting classes and getting away with it. Intending to make one last duck-out before graduation, Ferris calls in sick, "borrows" a Ferrari, and embarks on a one-day journey through the streets of Chicago. On Ferris' trail is high school principal Rooney (Jeffrey Jones), determined to catch him in the act.
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles: Easily excitable Neal Page (Steve Martin) is somewhat of a control freak. Trying to get home to Chicago to spend Thanksgiving with his wife (Laila Robins) and kids, his flight is rerouted to a distant city in Kansas because of a freak snowstorm, and his sanity begins to fray. Worse yet, he is forced to bunk up with talkative Del Griffith (John Candy), whom he finds extremely annoying. Together they must overcome the insanity of holiday travel to reach their intended destination.

Now take out the part about skipping school, and the part about getting home for Thanksgiving, and you have the week in a nutshell!
Beginning of arc 1: Half a World Apart!
We decided to risk a 15% chance of rain after the movie.
We risked wrong.

Early birthday gift for me, since it's in four days

Remember the internship I mentioned on sunday?
Turns out it's gonna be paid.
@Pidgeot Slayer: Yeah the comic's undergoing reconstruction
There'll be a new one soon
And a trip
To the Florida Sea Base with the scouts in July, and a family vacation in August...
This is gonna be packed.
Hade starts a fire.
two elements interact. One must be metallic, and one must be a nonmetal.
If they react hard enough to share electrons, the metal becomes positive, and the nonmetal becomes negative.

Now replace the metal with Mikey, the nonmetal with me, and the electron with the Switch
I'm back
and I think I'm gonna try to be back for now
But only on Wednesdays and Sundays

Above is pretty self explanatory

I got an SAT Saturday, Exams the following Wednesday and Friday, and an ACT the next Saturday, and then I'm DONE
Exactly how much do I not know about here