Humphro
  • Real Name
    Mark Humphreys
  • Age
    30
  • Gender
    Male
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We're back!
Well, it's been a long time, but Conniptions is back! For how long exactly, remains to be seen, but still.

It fucking hurts us (or atleast me, I can't speak for Jertje.) to submit this comic, because it's so disgustingly cliche and done-to-death by every other webcomic that ever drasticly re-did its art style.

It's a fucking punch in the face to our original goal, but sad fact is that our original goal just wasn't feasible when your 90% of our time is taken up by kicking incomprehensible amounts of ass and enjoying the attentions of our numerous, amazingly well-endowed concubines.
I approve of this comic.
I like you already.
Re: trowa
And the original worked better :P
Humphro
September 10th, 2005
Alien, anybody?
I sense chest bursters.
RE: RE: RE: RE:
The differing styles is a result of two things:

This comic is drawn by two people.
We are experimenting with different styles.

The changes in clothing, hair, etc are quite deliberate.
Re: Xman
That's because Conniptions *is* a rant in the form of a comic.

The characters look different because, unlike mos comic artists, cartoonists and animators, we believe that people do not wear the same clothes day in, day out, 100% of the time.

If I want to take my trenchcoat off and shave my facial hair every once in a while, I will.

I don't know about you, but most people own more than one outfit.
Sprite Shite
Our first comic wasn't directed at anyone from Smackjeeves - but this one sure as hell is.

I expect a volley of one-votes from pissed off sprite comic "artists", but quite frankly, I don't give a flying shit.

I feel fucking DIRTY for uploading a comic that looks so utterly awful as this. This comic required so little effort to create that really is a fucking JOKE!

Yet, no matter how hard I tried - I couldn't get it to look as poorly scaled and compressed as some of the comics here.
Sadly, despite being called "Crap Art", this comic is drawn significantly better than a lot of the other comics here.
Gets my approval purely because it mentions Unreal.

... Unless it's talking about UT2003/4, in which case I hate you all.
Wimps living in fear of slander lawsuits.

You'll not find such weakness on my part!
I vote for ads, because my browser blocks them all :P
Humphro
August 15th, 2005
Looks goood. I'll keep note of this comic :)
Gasp! How dare you insult the glory of mighty Stalin's great Soviet Union!
Humphro
August 14th, 2005
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum?

The ship looks nice :D
The exact same thing happened to me last week...
Humphro
August 13th, 2005
Looking good.
The storyline is going slowly, but that's better than it being to fast to follow.
Pretty?
I felt the art quality had slipped a little from the first to the second comic, so we put a little more effort into this one.
Dual Suckage
What started as a simple question about why the DS' range of games was so poor quickly turned into an all-out "Let's verbally tear the DS a new one" frenzy.

Oh how I love Ventrilo.
Hurrah!
At last! A comic worthy of a rating above ONE.

Enjoy your shiny 4-star rating!