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Some people say I'm weird, I say they're just too normal. Some people say I'm an idiot, I say they're just too smart. Some people say I'm a nerd, I say "Bite me".

Now I know how the angel fell,
I know the tale and I know it too well,
I'll make you wish you had a soul to sell,
When I strike you down and send you straight to hell!
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Story tiem!
I might actually start working on this again. maybe not. I'm a chronic liar. And I'm chronically lazy.
December 12th, 2009
Nine panels, two new characters.
And the hiatus is OVER. 8D
Dunk u.
I'm surprised people actually still read this. I might update more often now, since I've remade my spritesheets. When I find my lucky fedora again I'll get to work on some new comics but until then I need to find my AWOL trilby.
Now that I think about it, "Canvas" actually works better...
But if you think about, you'd be f**ked if I did call "Doorknob", seeing on how elevators lack doorknobs.
Dude. Gah, you should just let me do this.
For one, that looks like a jelly-fish! Also, Cthulhu is sans wings. Another would be that Cthulhu doesn't wear casual clothes, a rob would cover most of the body, whereas I see breaks in the shading that shows that he's wearing a jacket, shirt, pants, along with shoes.
Thank you for that information?
Well Anthony,
Maybe Austin's there because, like you and me, he wants an education, too! What? Just because he doesn't feel like wearing his hat for one day makes it so he can't go to school like the rest of us?
If this comic's about school, then how come only 4/34 of these comics actually have people in a classroom?
it's the price you have to pay for good comedy.
September 29th, 2008
Grab the net! He's loose!
I've been wanting to make this joke since comic #24.
How this goes about:
1. Make comic,
2. Advance plot,
3. Add punchline,
4. ...
5. Profit!
The soot explains why he was silhouetted in comic #23.
Don't do author comics, they are the cancer that are killing Smackjeeves.
This one made me chuckle. But, I love on how the delivery guy calls his idol wimpy, when he doesn't look too intimidating himself.
Ah, touché,
Ah, a fellow Lovecraftian, I support that. But, even though you have obvious knowledge of the Great Old Ones, you seem to miss a few major points. The Shaggoths are not servants of the Great Old Ones, they were bio-engineered slaves for the Elder Things, but rebelled against them. The Mi-go only worship Yog=Sothoth, Nyarlathotep, and Shub-Higgurath. The Deep Ones are the children of Father Dagon and Mother Hydra, and only serve the oceanic Great Old Ones. Also, these said creatures cannot go "mad themselves".
I love on how you said that I serve them. I do not serve them, I merely respect them. Once the true Cthulhu awakens from his death-like slumber at R'lyeh, he will drowned out all life on Earth, sparing no-one. Not even his little cultist ass-kissers. So, why spend eternity worshiping your destroyer?
JL, I understand your words, but at the same time I believe it to be you that lacks knowledge in the Great Old Ones.
I felt like saying something arcanic. Sue me.
September 17th, 2008
And so,
After his 13 comic leave, CB is back.
No. Just no.
You've made H.P. Lovecraft turn over in his grave by making this sheet. You bring disgrace to Cthulhu and many of the Great Old Ones by making this. Cthulhu has no "Fire Attack", an "Ice Attack", nor any attack at all. Not to mention, when Cthulhu kills someone, you don't become a pile of ash, you go insane due to a sheer look at the great Cthulhu, and you end your life by tearing out your own jugular.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu Rl'yeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!