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Replace "seconds" with "weeks" and you'll have my brain with every game ever
@Quirby64_:D is Navi 169% confirmed
Ah... The Simpsons Game. The best thing EA ever made.
After that long rant about SCBB, a shorter comment is good.
Oh, and by the way, I'm not saying, by any means, that Crash 4 is a bad game, I'm just saying it wasn't as good as Brawl, is all.
But, I'm sure we can all agree Super Crash Bros. Ultimate is going to be the best game of 2018, right?
Also, I'm typing this on my 3DS. You better believe that was annoying.
¹Since I'm typing this on my DS, I can't do italics, so I used caps instead.
²Melee is my least favourite Crash Bros. game, in case you were wondering.
³Yeah, I went there.



Seriously, why are you still reading this?
(I had to split this into two. I know!)
•The Subspace Emissary!
Alright, I know what you're thinking. "What? The Subspace Emissary was the worst part! You're insane if you actually like it!"
Listen: I'm not the kind of person with 18 different friends who can come over to my house on demand, so a mode specifically designed for solo play (there was a two player mode, but whatever) was a pretty big deal, alright? Plus, if you imagine it as a standalone game put into another, similar game, it doesn't really seem that bad, does it? After all, the main problem people have with it is that it's part of a multiplayer game.
Holy crap, that was the longest comment(s) I've ever written! I didn't even know SmackJeeves had a size limit until now! Thanks for putting up with the size of this rant(unless you just skipped to here because it was tl:dr, in which case :( )!
Warning: long comment
Super Crash Bros. 4, eh? To be honest, I prefer Super Crash Bros. Brawl.
Alright, I know some people will think I'm crazy for saying that, but hear me out:
• Brawl kinda plays better for me than 4. I know there's tripping and all that, but that's probably a system designed to stop people cowardly running away from the battle.
• The detailed character models are pretty cool, and even though 4 had detailed character models as well, it also had undetailed ones as well, which kinda felt out of place.
• Trophy Rush is definitely not a suitable replacement for Coin Launcher. The latter is a cool way to get trophies and stickers (did anyone remember the stickers? me either) while punching boxes to get a CHANCE¹ at collecting a handful of trophies just wasn't cool. Also why are you still reading this? They're both infinitely better than Melee's boring, bland Lottery², even if some people beg to differ (for some stupid reason idk), but the point still stands.
• One of people's biggest problems with Brawl is because it stripped out all the competitive techniques (wavedashing, L-cancels etc.) but I beg to differ. Do you think that's important to everyone? Do you really think that just because you're a competitive player (if you are) that everybody is? Can you not (again if you're a competitive player) understand that some people play Crash Bros. for fun and not for glory? I don't care if it's bad that I'm a ¨casual¨ I just don't feel like playing strictly 1-on-1, no items, Final Destination³ Ok?
And last but certainly not least:
@paddyb02: Why are you guys fighting? We should have a tea party!
@Gigi19972010: being completly honest, I wouldn't actually be suprised.

What?
That's clearly the best question to ask someone, good job Kirby (y)
@Mudkip101: ...It was uploaded at 1:48... and you commented at 2:23...uhh...
Plot twist, everything is just a dream.
Including this comment
ERROR-PARADOX DETECTED. CLOSE LIFE.exe AND REBOOT.


Well crap, not again.
@Sudux: You're going to milk that joke dry, aren't you?
I recently heard of something called "Dinosaur King". Is that what's being referenced in panel 9? (andifitiscanihaveacookie)
Hm. When I was a guest, I could pretty much freely change my name for the sake of jokes.

Too bad I only used that for dumb 10-year-old-me purposes.
@BattleStarX: Wait a sec, you're colourblind?
@Gigi19972010: "It might not even get popular, or be something I'll be known for."
Yeah, I'm sure that comment looks pretty stupid now.
This page has made me want a 32-bit KRTDL.
Thanks Gigi.
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