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Travelingpooch
Excuse me, I think you meant, LAND SUBMARINE!
when he low key feeling you up....(lol)
Lol the names 😂 please tell me you have Evian coming and maybe Pierre but written Perrier or something 😂😆😆
oooof our boy has thick c*ck @_@.. and I wish he was real lol
For a second i thought that said "Dildo will be able to clear all this up"

For a split second i was very confused.
"..as far as the demon thing goes.. I'd hit it"
I am soo confused... lmao...
Travelingpooch
September 20th, 2019
🤣🤣🤤👀👀👀👀👀😍😍
LOL..

26 Year Old Gravedigger from the Netherlands.. love it.
Mortician..?
wha..?

Also Link's broken? ._.
Travelingpooch
September 12th, 2019
did you mean...

"I summoned him last night in my dreams, 'cause I dreamt he was getting ready to tear my a new one after taking my clothes while kissing me.. with him on top.. of me, and me spreading my legs in the air.. but then I woke up as he was about to enter my hot boy hole?

I had a major hard on, which I doubt I managed to hide form him after my dream summoned him..but damn did I want to jump on him right then and there..cause..you know.. he's sexy af too"
Travelingpooch
September 12th, 2019
What she's waiting for"

"I'm Gay"

What he's gonna tell her:

"Dude last night is an actual, demon from hell that we accidentally summoned, or failed to summon, but I kept doodling his call sign and he showed, and now i don't know what to do"

Her face when.. -derp-
Travelingpooch
September 11th, 2019
-dead-
I mean...we don't mind if you don't 😅
@Lance Frost: We still dont trust him hahahah... ;)
yeah..ok...glad to know i'm not the only one that finds 'blondie' shifty......-glares-

yeah..we see ya..ya shifty f*ck*.. https://media.giphy.com/media/xb4qPpNPjgrTO/giphy.gif
Im so confused lol--I'll have re-read this haha. Brown hair likes green eyes.. and brown eyes+Blond hair (don't like them >_>..i dunno i just done haha)...
Travelingpooch
September 3rd, 2019
wait who's hard? ;)
It's a movie reference lol....

"Romy and Michele's High School Reunion"