Salome
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  • Real Name
    Salome
  • Age
    24
  • Gender
    Female
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@jadeann: I think Charlie's trying to not apply a specific gender to the baby. c:
omfg whaaaaaat
hell yes
Salome
February 24th, 2015
NO.
They're both patooties.
*reads Warren's bio*
"Doe-eyed, ginger Benedict Cumberbatch"

YESSSSS.
Felice's a Cumberbitch.
Natasha shush THAT IS BENEDICT GINGERBATCH AND YOU KNOW IT.
Poodles don't shed, sweetie. :0
Hey, um, sorry, but if skybikes are meant to be ridden face-down ass-up, shouldn't the footrests be more towards the back? Or is that where Dake's feet are?
Curious about the bike structure due my motorbike nerdocity. <3
Spoiler alert: He's a chick.
Salome
February 22nd, 2012
Drop him, Tommy-Mama. Drop that muhfuhh.
I've honestly forgotten what these two are so angry about. :T
To quote Araceli... I'd bust his balls alllll night. :9

Flanno's dad... That is, if he were a person that existed in this reality.
Please put this on Reddit. <3

... I wish I had a gold stuharrrr. :c
Sorry that I do nothing to stop people from close-minded thinking like that... I'm openly queer and I literally have no verbal boundaries. :'D
Haha. I do that, too. Like, I remember, this one time when I was about to get it on with someone and I literally just stopped and put my head down to their chest and kinda repeated the sound back to them... Then they asked for a beejee and I was like Fuck that shit. (you know the face, I assume? :3)
Cool story, bro.
At least the worms never squirt spunk into your eye. :C
(I mean, yeah, some girls can squirt too, but lady jizz doesn't BURN the same way...)
"Imagine Me & You"
Awesome movie. No sex, but it's great anyways.
omg. Take me now, lady that uses memes correctly.