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ZOMPOCALYPSE
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  • Real Name
    KAT KETCHUM
  • Age
    26
  • Gender
    Female
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a robot heart attack.
with lasers. or something.
Ohmyy. I just realized I have the conversational skills of a 5 year old.
You captured the quiet dignity of his mustache quite well.
OHDEARGODNOTTHEBOOZE.
I MASH MY KEYBOARD IN ELATION.
GSKJSHKJKJSFGKJSSNJDGNJKS.
I sense a Thriller dance scene.
OHSHII
I thought that Chad was lyk. 20 something or other.
Even through all the talk of high school and ish.
I mean. He can't have a pretty face and be smart.
Right?
Enter Chris Hansen stage right.
"Hello, I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat right over there so we can talk?"
Great.
Each time I listen to Boris I'm gonna think of hot, sweaty, gay furry sex.
Must you ruin everything?

I'm guessing yes.
OHMANN.
I've gotta write some of this stuff down. Best comebacks ever.
FUCKYESFUCKYESFUCKYES.
INTERNET FAME.