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Malik's stump is smarter than cement.

I use "Dumb as a stick" a lot.
Those doctors must be making a fortune...
Guest (Guest)'s idea sounds awesomely hilarious. XD
This was soooooooooooooooooo AWESOME. I nearly ceased breathing due to my laughter.
Heh... Alty looks (awesomely) cute talking to Pooki.
Hehe, that's cute. And whoever got to help with making the Assassin Baby was a very lucky lady. ;)
Aww, Malik's being an Assassin Cake Nazi... :(

"No cake for you!"
Yeah, I never really bought that whole story about his back hurting...
Haha, poor Alty...

O_O But then again, if Alty kills you, you can't update! *hugs* Please stop neglecting the poor Assassin!
That is pretty weird... O.o Maybe it's just an oversight or mistake?
I chuckled at the end- "Did you like it?" XD

Altaïr is so awesome that he could pwn anytime, anywhere.
Holidays are still fun no matter what- after all, they boil down to celebrations with family/friends and yummy food. Good times.

To Saradactl- Here's some obscure holidays: January 15th is National Hat Day. National Joe Day is March 28th. National Cheesecake Day is July 30th. November 15th is National Clean Out Your Fridge Day.
O_O Holy crap... Quick! Alert the Brotherhood!
February 25th, 2008
Heh, I'm suddenly reminded of Little Shop of Horrors...

"C'mon Alty! Feed me!" XD
Awww, how can you say no? ^_^ Yeah, the horses are really loyal to you.
Haha, I have to remember to make that list...
How exactly is Altair being cheated on, anyway? XD
Heehee, I'm the one who sent Malik a letter..