luciferownsme

luciferownsme

Real Name: Karmen
Age: 21
Gender: Female
Web Site: http://zekarmisama.deviantart.com

About Me

I like anime, manga, and video games. I draw a lot. Sports I do are horsebackriding, archery, and badminton. I'm pretty lousy at all three. I always bite more than I can chew, hopefully at least one of my comics will keep going in the long run.

My Webcomics

Kaxen... on STUFF
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Ask Altair
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Under One Sky
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Incompetant Gamer
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Daring the Wind
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The Undertaker's Vampire

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Damnation by Proxy
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Last Update: 10 Months Ago Fans: 8 # Comics: 18
Girls Like Surprises
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Last Update: 3 Years Ago Fans: 14 # Comics: 20

Recent Comments

Comment on That's Not Special At All of Kaxen... on STUFF
luciferownsme, 04 Feb 2010 02:23 pm
Percy Jackson and the Olympians commercials have driven me batty with their pervasiveness! I haven't read the book, so I won't knock on it... but DEAR GOD, DOES THE TRAILER MAKE IT REEK OF "I WISH I WAS HARRY POTTER"

Though mentioning being related to Poseidon as an "oh wow!" sort of thing my mind wander off...

If I have learned anything from Greek Mythology, it's that the Greek gods will bone anything with a pulse at least one time!

...the family trees are disturbing to say the least...


Poseidon and Zeus had at least 50 offspring each...
Comment on The Vampire Art Collector of Kaxen... on STUFF
luciferownsme, 01 Feb 2010 01:05 am
Being a vampire kind of raises your chances of keeping art work until the value rises, but sometimes one might want to speed up the process...


Though considering that art critics have been tricked into thinking a chimpanzee was a genius painter (though another critic said it looked like it was done by a monkey. xD), I'm not sure you'd know for sure who to buy from... Few artists get to the "one painting for over a million dollars" point.

And a lot of now-famous painters were poor in their lifetimes, people at the time thought you'd have to be a dumbass to want that.
Comment on Dress for Success of Kaxen... on STUFF
luciferownsme, 28 Jan 2010 10:27 pm
90% of Dictator Kax's plans are ill-thought out or involve destroying 90% of humanity or both.

It might be just a tad nonsensical for world domination aspirants to copycat Nazi fashion sense when the Nazis weren't actually that successful at world domination considering how long they lasted and how much they took... though they probably win the "snappy evil clothes" contest.

And as far as I remember, the Mongol Empire was the only world domination attempt in which Russia was at least partially conquered.

Most people screw up at Russia... because if they don't attack in winter, they get stuck until it is winter and then winter causes much failure.

One simply can't say "I conquered the world, except Russia"

Though if someone is channeling Simo Hayha, I'd be scared to try to take down Finland...

Though Mongols have pretty bad History PR, they always get written off as moronic barbarians despite the fact they conquered so much stuff and held it for so long. And I've only seen like three Mongol documentaries... and one was just about their horsies...

And the Mongols had badass women.

For some reason I will consider almost anything slightly more highly if women in combat (and not Sweet Polly Oliver stuff) is present... Ironically, I have no desires to join the military and get a combat position.


...I'm bad at drawing Mongol clothes... it doesn't say Mongolian precisely...
Comment on Hitler Hated Smoking of Kaxen... on STUFF
luciferownsme, 28 Jan 2010 10:26 pm
...If I was dictator of the universe, I would cause the extinction of the tobacco plant... >_> I grew up in a non-smoking house and I find the smell of cigarettes about as unpleasant as that of durian and poop. And the secondhand smoke doesn't help. I guess I might be okay with smoking if smokers existed in personal bubbles...


Today I learned about anti-smoking campaigns in Nazi Germany. And how German scientists at the time researched tobacco killing you and secondhand smoke. Hitler decided he didn't like smoking after kicking a habit of smoking 25-40 cigarettes a day...

>_> It's always hard to say something nice about the Nazis... Like how I'm not supposed to think that they have snappy clothes according to some people.

I'd like to point out you can wear snappy clothes and still be an evil motherfucker. I'm sure we all know people who look fashionable, but are unpleasant to hang around.

You can do good/nice things and be an evil motherfucker altogether... this pretty much is the <a href="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AffablyEvil">Affably Evil</a> trope.

That and <a href="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HitlerAteSugar">Hitler Ate Sugar</a>. Stupid association fallacy.
Comment on Hay May Contain Assassins SHIRT of Ask Altair
luciferownsme, 28 Jan 2010 11:13 am
Yeah... I know this is not a comic update. I'll have one up in a day or two.

I got this shirt from Ubisoft.

<b><i>YES IT IS AWESOME</i></b>

I'm told it will be used as a prize for a contest on the Ubi forums (dunno when) so keep an eye out!

Basically the same design as the original <a href="http://zekarmisama.deviantart.com/art/Hay-May-Contain-Assassins-59722969"& gt;Hay May Contain Assassins</a> except switched to be Ezio and vectorized so it could be printed all gigantic-like (the original is not print quality) and the lines are less lumpy looking.


I also got <a href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/luciferownsme/P1100909.jpg">a HAWX, Avatar, and Rabbid shirt</a>... my brother took the rabbid one. The HAWX one is made of out really soft fabric.
Comment on I Killed Leonardo of Ask Altair
luciferownsme, 24 Jan 2010 04:27 pm
Yeah... Escort Missions and Kaxen don't get along.

Escort Missions and Kaxen and Driving can only go MORE wrong.


Kaxen can't even drive in her imagination. ;_;
Comment on Someone Is Always Doing It Wrong of Kaxen... on STUFF
luciferownsme, 23 Jan 2010 12:25 pm
If I don't get a job in art, I will need a job where I can endlessly tell people that they've screwed something up.

I'd go into teaching if it was still legal to beat children.

If I ever host a TV show, it's gonna be called "You're An Idiot" and I'm going to beat everyone to death with corrections to commonly thought true ideas that are totally false.


I'm acerbic like that...
Comment on Thwarted by Rope of Kaxen... on STUFF
luciferownsme, 22 Jan 2010 08:19 pm
My point exactly...

>_> As far as my elementary school history education went, the Brits were bastards.
Comment on No Testing of Kaxen... on STUFF
luciferownsme, 21 Jan 2010 11:11 pm
I dunno, but I want to get a coffin couch...
Comment on Jesus Fish of Kaxen... on STUFF
luciferownsme, 20 Jan 2010 12:18 pm
In Kaxen Land, the logical answer is never the first one presented.


I bought two female guppies... now the tank has eight baby guppies... I find something hilarious about the fact that it is correct to call a baby fish a "fry" (I assume this is where "small fry" comes from?) it always feels like I'm thinking of eating them... Except freshwater fish aren't worth eating most of the time.

How do guppies have sex? Guppies have live young so it's not like they just spray sperm all over the eggs.

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