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underfedrabbit
I'm a nerdy 24 year old with an adorable baby boy and wonderful husband.

I like BL, action, drama, and anything with a good storyline. Sometimes I'll read a story just because it has good art, but most of the time I get bored... Haha.

My favorite food is meat, my least favorite food would have to be onions and I love sweets.
  • Real Name
    Bananaphone
  • Age
    35
  • Gender
    Female
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I will FIND something Jirrar won't eat. AND I WILL USE IT TO GAG HIM. I will gag him and treat him like a pet. I'll do it!

Chad never liked me in the first place. *cries* JUST BECAUSE I FAILED ALGEBRA FOUR TIMES DOES NOT MEAN YOU HAVE TO HATE ME CHAD!

Also: Awww... little kid is so cute. All smiling and happy... Maybe I'll use him to gag Jirrar. It's almost impossible to eat all of that at once. I'VE TRIED.
I love Jirrar now. More than Chad. CHAD YOU STINKING MATH WHORE I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE.

Now, does a bit work on Jirrar, or am I going to have to drug him in order to keep him from talking?
Is that a Kherat in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
You know, Jirrar is kinda cute as long as he keeps his mouth shut (that's what ball gags are for, I suppose)... And, uhm, he's not shot in the head. And stuff. Unless I wanted to screw a zombie or something. Erratic necrophilia FTW.

And then, there's this page. Fucking whores. I'm going to steal those earrings, though.
NERDY NERDY NERD-FACE!

Which means he'll be a rich nerd some day...

Or living in his mom's basement whacking off to Sarah Michelle Geller, or something. O YAH BUFFY UNF UNF UNF.

...

I'm spent.
The cake is a lie!
What? Fuck the can. I'll just take the fat-ass of destruction and chain him under my sink. And feed him mold. AND BABIES.

Jirrar has pretty hair.
Talk about saving money on demolition costs... I wish I could have some of that stuff in a can to use on people I don't like.
OH GAWD I WANT TO READ GOOD OMENS I read The Sandman: The Dream Hunters because I'm such an Amano whore. WHORE I TELL YOU. It's love nonetheless. After seeing the Stardust movie (I am so pathetic, har har) I got the book and loved it so much more as well... Blah blah blah.

Oh Chad. You get out. I've missed your chunky hair in my absence.
O GAWD tentacles and short skirts. No Chad RUN AWAY. Those things get crap EVERYWHERE and you CAN'T WASH IT OUT. They will ruin your jacket-cape!
Heheh. I have a feeling he's not going to make it very far.
Awesome creepy building. It fits, really. No people, black building, BLACKENED. <3

Now jump Chad! Jump like a sissy Sailor Scout and pose in a short skirt! ... Nggh... Okay maybe not the short skirt.
No problem. I <3 CREEPY STALKER MOLESTATIONS. Poor straight Chad, that makes it all the more fun even with his color blind eighties color scheme.

Blackened is AWESOME. Look at that, he is all spoooooky and smirking. He will be Chad's friend 4-EVAR.
He likes your hair Chad. It looks tasty...

Nobody is as cool as IRON MAN! I don't think he drinks nearly enough, either.

I like how the stalker dude looks almost sheepish while kind of saying "Well... Yeah, I kinda am." Or at least in my head he does. Well, in my head he does many things, but I shan't go into details about that.
Man, I didn't make the facial hair comment.. but I'm glad you do it well. When I draw facial hair it always ends up looking like Ron Jeremy.

By the way, I love Satero's hair. What kind of conditioner does he use?
That's when he wakes up realizing O SHIT THAT'S NOT CHOCOLATE.

Also: Sharks aren't very good kissers. Random tidbit of information.
Awww poor Mason looks so worried. Don't go emo boy! He's going to get your hurt!
Jacket-cape=Super Chad! Fly Chad, Fly! <3
Circus guy needs some looooooove. <3 I'd give him a hug, but then I might catch his Emo.
Hah! You can borrow him, but only if you promise to send him back with all limbs intact... Or at least in the same package. Damn kids can't make coffee without hands for some reason.

Also: Third panel, "I licked your thumb and it tastes like ass. Wash your hands, you damned sicko."

Hah! I got comment cherry!