To sum up my personality, I decided to make up a random skit:

I=interviewer
M=me

I: So, what do you do on SJ?
M: oh, I fav whatever gore or romance tickles my fancy and make my own webcomic
I: Oh really? you have a webcomic? what is it?
M: a BL about a straight guy
I: excuse me?
M: cool aint it?
I: . . .
M: your silence means I'm awesome.
I: . . .
M: I rest my case
I: ANYWAY, nihonggo wakarimashita ga? (can you understand Japanese?)
M: un. Wakaru. (Yeah. I understand) Just a little though.
I: Oh cool! how do you refer to yourself? I love asking this.
M: I'm female but I tend to say "ore"
I: gay?
M: no. I dont believe in sexuality.
I: I...see...
M: Pro-choice. I'm also very gentlemanly by nature. So sue me.
I: . . .
M: MAN I really am awesome!
I: *shoot*
M: *dies*


interview over