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Jesus lizard

Jesus lizard

Real Name: Z҉A҉L҉G҉O̚̕̚
Age: 17
Gender: None Specified
Web Site: http://jesuslizard.newgrounds.com/

About Me

I will troll you.
I will spam you.

Go away.

Cthulhu fhtagn bitches!

Life's goal: Collect all of The Outer Space Men/Colorform Alien figures. (set 1 only)

My Webcomics

Ye Oldde Sprite Shoppe 2
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Last Update: Yesterday Fans: 91 # Comics: 62
Reidy and friends' sprites/showcase/practice
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Last Update: 2 Days Ago Fans: 127 # Comics: 588
its the KEMO/FURRY COLLAB!
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Last Update: 11 Days Ago Fans: 56 # Comics: 180
The Spriter's Showcase
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Last Update: 29 Days Ago Fans: 136 # Comics: 356
Some Story
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Last Update: 3 Months Ago Fans: 37 # Comics: 31
The negative bitches of smackjeeves
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Last Update: 3 Months Ago Fans: 83 # Comics: 72
Cthulhu Fhtagn
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Last Update: 3 Months Ago Fans: 4 # Comics: 3
Ye Old Sprite Shoppe
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Last Update: 4 Months Ago Fans: 130 # Comics: 582
Heroes of spriteworld
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Last Update: 5 Months Ago Fans: 15 # Comics: 53
The Spriter's Market
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Last Update: 5 Months Ago Fans: 63 # Comics: 126
Strange Aeons
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Last Update: 8 Months Ago Fans: 0 # Comics: 1
The life and times of Jesus lizard
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Last Update: 10 Months Ago Fans: 9 # Comics: 7
Waffle house
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Last Update: 11 Months Ago Fans: 11 # Comics: 7
Epic
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Last Update: 12 Months Ago Fans: 4 # Comics: 4
Super Smash Bros. Brawl: Krystal's story
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Last Update: 12 Months Ago Fans: 7 # Comics: 2
the kaijinzero hates you show
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Last Update: 1 Year Ago Fans: 5 # Comics: 9
Starfox oddysies
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Last Update: 1 Year Ago Fans: 12 # Comics: 8
random backgrounds.
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Last Update: 1 Year Ago Fans: 37 # Comics: 35
Leage of Villans
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Last Update: 1 Year Ago Fans: 5 # Comics: 5

Inside the minds of the spriters

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Last Update: Never Fans: 0 # Comics: 0

Troll

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Last Update: Never Fans: 0 # Comics: 0

Divine Interference

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Last Update: Never Fans: 0 # Comics: 0

Recent Comments

Comment on LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL of The negative bitches of smackjeeves
Jesus lizard, 20 Aug 2009 05:45 pm
But I don't want a new one, I want my old one!

It meant so much to me, It's the account where I finnaly matured from my noobish coccoon.
This isn't at all fair, considering what I was banned for.
http://www.smackjeeves.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=43&t=1297
Comment on Destroy This Mad Brute of The negative bitches of smackjeeves
Jesus lizard, 19 Aug 2009 09:33 pm
Help destroy this mad brute!

P.M. Jesus lizard with your sprites, to stop the angry brown zealots rampage!
Comment on WE WANT YOU! of The negative bitches of smackjeeves
Jesus lizard, 19 Aug 2009 09:32 pm
You can not sign anymore.

God.
Read the posts.
Comment on More than Respect of The negative bitches of smackjeeves
Jesus lizard, 19 Aug 2009 09:05 pm
Oh, this is love.
Comment on WE WANT YOU! of The negative bitches of smackjeeves
Jesus lizard, 19 Aug 2009 09:01 pm
Bad news guys. ;__;

Someone tipped Admin off, he doesn't approove.

We can't ban Lug, I wish we could.
I really wish we could.

But we can't.

But do not fear, for as the Pheonix rises from it's ashes, we shall rise from ours.

We will troll, we will flame, and we will pound Lug's faggot ass untill he cries and begs for mercy.

In this flame war, we can no longer use this petition as a weapon, however, we can sharpen our tounges, and ready our fingers to type in gleeful hate.

We will make him regret ever trolling ren.
We will make him reggret ever trying to push his ways on us.
Most importently, we will make him wish he's never been born.

Who's with me?

We are now accepting cameos for Lug torture comics, P.M. me your sprites if you wish to be included.
Comment on A friend~ of The negative bitches of smackjeeves
Jesus lizard, 19 Aug 2009 07:20 pm
Help ban Lug, save the children of SJ's tommorow.
http://tnbos.smackjeeves.com/comics/678764/we-want-you/
Comment on A friend~ of The negative bitches of smackjeeves
Jesus lizard, 19 Aug 2009 06:32 pm
I'm making the petition to ban the above poster as you read this.
It will be ready shortly.
Comment on A friend~ of The negative bitches of smackjeeves
Jesus lizard, 19 Aug 2009 06:12 pm
This rageing zealot must be stopped!

I say we form a petition to get him banned!
Whos with me?
Comment on A friend~ of The negative bitches of smackjeeves
Jesus lizard, 19 Aug 2009 06:06 pm
Ren, I love your friends.

Note, Lug says he's gay at the bottom of this page.
http://sonicfuture.smackjeeves.com/comics/671823/jesus-chronicles-rock-on-genesis/
Comment on Jesus Chronicles - Rock on, Genesis! of SONIC FUTURE
Jesus lizard, 19 Aug 2009 05:08 pm
Faggot.

Jesus is ashamed.

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