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My name is Christofer Klassen, I'm currently fifteen and living in beautiful British Columbia.

When I'm not playing tennis or writing, I'm sitting at my computer with a blank look on my face.

I am the sexiest man on Earth.
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I hate getting up before 5 PM.
It's not that I dislike school; I actually quite enjoy it. It's just... there are a select few students I cannot stand.

I won't give any names - Justin -, but suffice to say they make every class I have with them a living hell.

Regular comic schedule (what schedule?) returns when I get used to not being able to sit around and do nothing all day.
That's going to leave a mark.
...Those windows were all hand drawn. Just saying.

Part Two of my August 31st "Special"

See you all in a week!
Don't get your hopes up.
I'm not sure if I plan on introducing a recurring character. You'll have to wait and see. Also, Cupcake is female, before you make any rash judgments.

This is the first update of today's "Special". Tune in later for more.

EDIT: Partial credit to Mr. Worthington. -Grumbles-
I love this movie so much
Yes yes, I know, stupid joke.

But I had to do some sort of tribute for this movie. If you haven't seen it yet, go see it. SRSLY GUYS!!!1!

Leaving for New York in a couple days. More on that tomorrow.
What kind of people do you talk to on MSN?

Or we'll find you.
I have an obsession with drawing stick figure decapitations.

If you didn't cry you have no soul.

...Just sayin'.
I can explain.
True story. Well, the news reporter didn't say that, I did.

Fun Fact: 90% of my time spent drawing these comics goes towards making the heads as round as possible. I hate OCD.
Caught me red-handed.
Yes, I admit it. This is a recycled idea from my webcomic Over the Counter.

But hey, I couldn't help it. I loved this idea so much that I just had to bring it bad in HIGH DEFINITION.

EDIT: PS: PPS: PS AND STUFF: Don't forget to check the alt-text. I work REALLY hard to write those quality messages.
Tsk Tsk.

And that, kids, is why you should not correct peoples' English on the Internetz.

...Unless you really want to.
Waste of money
Why do cats find my face so comfortable?

EDIT: I just realized i forgot the floor in panel two. Maybe if I don't mention it, people won't--shit.
True Story.
I only wish it weren't. Came back from my vacation yesterday and I decided I wanted to make an extra special (ehhn... maybe not.) comic to celebrate. Too bad it crashed when I was close to finishing.

My fault for not saving, but God DAMN does that hurt.
Nah, just kidding. I'm going camping.

For two weeks, you ask? Yes, I'm just that awesome.
Ha. Ha ha. -Cries-
Sad but true. Us guys are always thrilled to take the lead role. Then we realize this doesn't count as a date, and we go back to being depressed.

Still, fun while it lasts, eh.
Applecores, eh? Haven't heard that one before; I like it!
Ahh, children's television.
Good ol' Magic School Bus, back in the days when children's television wasn't mindless propaganda.

All joking aside, I thought the pictures/video of the UFO over that Chinese airport were quite interesting. I wonder what it was.
Sports. Meh.
Now, I'm not much of a soccer fan (yes, I am Canadian and therefore refuse to call it football) but damn, that had to be the most boring final I've ever seen. Ever.

Two teams run around the field for almost two hours, near the end of second 'extra time' Spain scores to win the game. Congratulations to Spain, but by the end I was just glad it was over.

What do you guys/notguys see in the sport?
It's a hard life
Personally, I don't know how some people can afford it. Apple comes up with a new model of SOMETHING every ten seconds, and there's always the same people who have it on day one.
Please tell me I'm not the only one.
Seriously, does this happen to anyone else? It's terribly annoying and predictable. Really guys, some originality please!

Of course, this doesn't apply to Adult Truth or Dare. That's a WHOLE different topic of which I don't intend to delve into. -Shudders-