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Frill Pick
October 31st, 2019
This is why my response is always "nothing". No I was not thinking about what it would be like for historical figures to have rappers as their heralds.
Think we’re just gonna switch to cell shading. Not sure if I’ll go back and redo the earlier pages though.
Frill Pick
September 30th, 2019
Pronounced long e, short a
Frill Pick
September 27th, 2019
An excerpt from Modern Combat among Superhumans by Mortimer Gailes-

If you’re reading this book, I’m sure you’ve already heard this from whoever gave it to you. If not find a new instructor because yours is going to get you killed. The first rule of fighting a Spark user is to never take yourself eyes, nose, ears and/or whatever you are using to keep track of them off of them.
Just poking back from page 1189, to say holy shit we didn't know the half of it.
Frill Pick
September 13th, 2019
An excerpt from a report on Alexandrite technology translated from Japanese:

Presently it is unknown how the user of the Boost Suit* would have withstood the intense g-forces applied when activating is rockets as what we have seen of them suggests far greater impulse than a humanoid figure would normally experience. As Alexandrite 1106* hasn’t been recovered by any allied nations we have no way of knowing what differences to its physiology that might include beyond speculation.

The strength enhancing and neural control, however, are more than enough greatly benefit mankind. Though, I do fear what our friends in the JDF might use it for.

*Translated into the terms used by American agencies for ease of reading.
Frill Pick
September 1st, 2019
Efficient? I can assure you, my people are the most efficient bunch of shit stains to ever grace God’s green Earth. And they will happily fuck it, and whatever stands the in the way of our objective to hell. Just point us in the right direction.
1560 Summer Semester Recitation A

J.McConnor: I swear TA thinks he’s hot sh!t. Hes only wut, 2 years older. @sshole. Am I rite?

M.Rowe: You know I can see this, right?
Here's where learned to take the lettering into consideration before drawing the damn thing.
Frill Pick
August 11th, 2019
As a fan of medium based humor, this tickles me.
@Mikko: Then you know as well as I and countless others the mind flaying terror she fled.
Dr. McConnor,
Attached you will find a photo of yourself blowing a line of coke in your office.
Fuck Off,
Markus Rowe
Mr. Rowe,
It has come to my attention that while enrolled at this university that a correlation between Spark related incidents and you has been found. While you have history in aiding both the university and others in dealing such mishaps, myself and others have begun to fear you may be more of a liability than an asset.
Please respond to this e-mail this or call my office so that an appointment may scheduled to discuss this matter in person.
Dr. Justin McConnor, Dean of the College of Biomedical Engineering
“To whom ever may find this journal,
My way has been lost.”
The following transcript comes from a conversation on March 12, 2001 between Chelsie Gailes code named “Apocalypse” and Matthew Browman code named “Pyrotech”. It is as far US intelligence knows their first interaction.

Gailes: Hol’ up. Ain’t you that superhero that got his powers from the Eden sword.

Brownman is visibly agitated.

Brownman: Depending on who told you that you could be in lot of trouble.

Gailes: Damn. You got them tights on too tight.

Gailes reaches into her jacket then pulls out a cigarette of marijuana.

Gailes: Hit this it’ll mellow you out.

Browman says nothing for approximately ten seconds.

Browman: Who are you and, who let you in here?

Gailes: Name’s Chelsie, but you can call “blaze.”

It is presently unknown how Apocalypse continues to get marijuana and marijuana paraphernalia onto US military bases and other secured facilities. Any requests for interrogation have been denied. The two attempts to learn how via espionage have only verified that her preferred strain has an exceptionally high THC content.
“To whom ever may find this journal,
To say that I have lost my way would be a falsehood. This is the way that I have always walked. To myself and my peers I have been the forgettable one. The one who inadvertently introduced spouses only to be left out of the wedding plans. The one who stayed sober to make sure no one tried to drive home drunk. The one who was never in pictures because someone has take them.

Today I hope marks the end of that. For my work, my toiling behind the scenes shall today finally pay off. Top secret though. Can’t write about it here. But let’s just say that even the President will have to acknowledge on my contribution to this beautiful country today.”
I usually just go for "too long". Prevents confusion.