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DarkwingDork
When not watching some cheesy b-movie or spending too much time on internet message boards, I manage to find the time to work for a magazine.

My interests include MST3K, furries, transformation, politics, The Punisher and the occasional Kevin Smith film. Three Stooges for life, yo!
@Centaur71: Sometimes it just increases the pain...
Hello everyone! We start another month of adventures! DWD learns you gotta commit to the bit if you're going to be a cowboy.
This is also useful for roping runaway children...

This be our final update of the month! If you'd like to help increase our output, please consider supporting us on Patreon!
@Centaur71: He's not a bad cook, he's just making a style of pancake that is alien to Shirleen's concept of the foodtype. Her idea of pancakes is an American flapjack, and ONLY a flapjack. This is a culture shock for her.
Cubist has decided to traumatize Shirleen the best way he knows how, in the kitchen!

Here's our second update of the month, one more coming up next Monday! If you'd like to support us, please visit our Patreon page!
Hey guys, sorry we've been so quiet lately. I've been swamped with work the past few weeks.

We will get back to updating this upcoming week.
@Sensei Le Roof: Kudos for recognizing the song.
@PJSam: Sagittarius is best visible in the summer months, so probably around June or so.
Sorry guys, I've been bad these past few weeks. No excuses, I just plumb forgot to load the page today. Well, it's up now!

There will be THREE updates this month! I hope you enjoy!
@Salen: She might not like having a glow-in-the-dark butt.
Derp, forget to load today's page on time! This was the fourth and final update for the month! Thanks to all our Patreons for their support!
Merry Christmas everyone! :)
@PJSam: It's not unusual for ranchers and cowboys to be armed when they're outside, especially in Texas which has lots of dangerous wild animals (poisonous snakes, wild boar, etc.) But yes, Shirleen is acting a little paranoid.
Hello all! This is the SECOND of four updates scheduled for this month! If you'd like to keep us above the normal two updates schedule, please consider supporting us on Patreon!
@PJSam: Keep in mind she's a flawed person, that makes her human. Er, centaur.
@Old Crow: Glad you appreciate it!
Hey guys! I mentioned this elsewhere, but as you may have noticed, no update this week. We decided this was going to be our skip week for the month, we'll have a new page up next Monday!
@Old Crow: Rule of Funny trumps reality. Always.
Hello gang! This will the first of FOUR updates this month! If you'd like to keep updates a this pace, or increase them even higher, please support our Patreon!

Siege © Shay
@Salen: The Man who fell to the corral...