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When not watching some cheesy b-movie or spending too much time on internet message boards, I manage to find the time to work for a magazine.

My interests include MST3K, furries, transformation, politics, The Punisher and the occasional Kevin Smith film. Three Stooges for life, yo!
Okay! Sorry about the delay, but we do have the next page ready for you.

Also... unfortunately, since our Patreon dipped below $100 this month, that means we're back to our normal two a month update schedule. If you'd like to help us to release extra strips per month, please consider supporting us on Patreon, we'd appreciate it!
@reynard61: Exactly. An equine can outrun a bovine, but a bovine can outpower an equine.
@Centaur71: The new John Sayles film: "Cowtaur UNYOKED!"
Third and final update of the month! If you'd like to keep us at this level or help us add more updates per month, please visit our Patreon link at the top of the page!
Here's our SECOND update of the month out of three!
Hey Guys, sorry we've been so quiet. Working on next page now.
Sorry for the late update today, but it's still the right day!

First of THREE updates scheduled for this month! Hope you're enjoying the story!
Heya all! Last page of the month, hope you're enjoying the story! :)
It actually is the professional opinion of several sources that if you're caught outside during a lightning storm, you should seek shelter in low-lying areas, like valleys or depressions. htning-safety-outdoors.shtm

Also, since this is Shirleen's property, she presumably knows the area's wash patterns. The valley's she's heading to may not experience flooding during a rainstorm.
@Centaur71: Sometimes it just increases the pain...
Hello everyone! We start another month of adventures! DWD learns you gotta commit to the bit if you're going to be a cowboy.
This is also useful for roping runaway children...

This be our final update of the month! If you'd like to help increase our output, please consider supporting us on Patreon!
@Centaur71: He's not a bad cook, he's just making a style of pancake that is alien to Shirleen's concept of the foodtype. Her idea of pancakes is an American flapjack, and ONLY a flapjack. This is a culture shock for her.
Cubist has decided to traumatize Shirleen the best way he knows how, in the kitchen!

Here's our second update of the month, one more coming up next Monday! If you'd like to support us, please visit our Patreon page!
Hey guys, sorry we've been so quiet lately. I've been swamped with work the past few weeks.

We will get back to updating this upcoming week.
@Sensei Le Roof: Kudos for recognizing the song.
@PJSam: Sagittarius is best visible in the summer months, so probably around June or so.
Sorry guys, I've been bad these past few weeks. No excuses, I just plumb forgot to load the page today. Well, it's up now!

There will be THREE updates this month! I hope you enjoy!
@Salen: She might not like having a glow-in-the-dark butt.
Derp, forget to load today's page on time! This was the fourth and final update for the month! Thanks to all our Patreons for their support!