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DarkwingDork
When not watching some cheesy b-movie or spending too much time on internet message boards, I manage to find the time to work for a magazine.

My interests include MST3K, furries, transformation, politics, The Punisher and the occasional Kevin Smith film. Three Stooges for life, yo!
@Pendrake: I can't tell if people are being sarcastic or not! Help me!
Call the fashion police... report a social suicide!
Hello gang,

Meet one of out Patreon cameos, Sabrina, showing up as one of the Pat's road crew members!

Sabrina © her owner
Whoa, three updates in a row? Nice! We are now back to our regular schedule of two pages per month, however, if you liked having extra pages and would like to see it more often, please consider supporting us on Patreon! Every $100 level we hit, we add an extra update per month!
@Annoyinguynonelikes: Not when you're out in public. Supreme Court says you have no expectation of privacy once you step out your front door.
@Centaur71: Check the alt-text...
What's this, true believers? A third comic this month?!?! That's right! Because of a donation from a Patreon, we hit over $100 this month and therefore you, loyal readers, are given a bonus strip this month!

This was a one-time donation, so starting next month we go back to two updates, however, if you like having more than two updates a month and would like to see this become a regular thing, please consider supporting our comic on Patreon! For every $100 level we hit, we add another page each month. Depending on your support level, you can see pages early, get a monthly sketch from our artist or even have a cameo in the comic, just like Tobias on this current page!
Howdy true believers! Sorry for the long delays between updates, we're trying to get back on track!

As to the story, poor Zeke gets silenced when Echo tries to compel and answer from him. Also, it's been 5 years since we last saw Burke! Happy callback time!
Hello! Second update of the month, and this one features a cameo from one of our Patreons! Tobias the Foxtaur wizard appears, and he seems pretty angered!
Hey guys, sorry for going radio silent for so long. Next page is being worked on, will get it up ASAP.
Heya gang! A friendly reminder, this month we'll have THREE pages thanks to contributions from our supporters! The first and second pages update on the first and third Mondays of the month, as per usual, and the third strip will be up Monday the 27th!

This is currently a one-time event, but itf you'd like to help us keep having more than two pages a month, please support us at our Patreon! Every $100 level we hit, we add another update per month!
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@Marshal Banana: "Filthy hair bag! Accept the new scaly order!"
@Salen: "The Furry Blue Line."
@Night-X: Cost of living increases really suck, huh?
Poor Cosmos becomes a victim of his own success, and our heroes are off on another adventure!
That's a level of commitment you don't get from your run-of-the-mill evil henchman...
Looks like ol' Cosmos is putting our boys through the ringer. Let's see what Cubist has in mind to quell this issue...

Thanks a bunch for all our loyal readers and Patreon supporters! A reminder, we're only $33 away on Patreon from having an extra strip each month! If you'd like to support us, please visit our Patreon page!
Calpurnia invokes a sports superstition, and commits a grave sin against the Super Bowl, it that shall not be turned off!