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DarkwingDork
When not watching some cheesy b-movie or spending too much time on internet message boards, I manage to find the time to work for a magazine.

My interests include MST3K, furries, transformation, politics, The Punisher and the occasional Kevin Smith film. Three Stooges for life, yo!
@tazel: I'm glad to bring you such delights! And you're welcome, glad my work is appreciated. :)
@Thwaitesy: Appreciate it! I hope for 10 more too! :)
@zeegee: Sure, knock yourself out!
@Pendrake: Your Kermit yay is accepted as appropriate tribute. :)
@Mr. Shy Guy: Thanks a lot, I appreciate that you've enjoyed it so much! Glad it left such a nice impact with you. :)
@Salen: Usually Frito-Lay chips bags are the bribe of choice at my office.
Hello everyone! Thanks for being loyal readers for the past decade! Hope the next decade is just as fun!
There's a waterpark just north of Houston called Splashtown. Not sure their policy on late night snake monster visitors. Will research.
@Midday-Mew: A wizard did it... :P
@ChaosMageX: We do not. We have a chat channel on Telegram though...
This new story is guest-written by Tazel, we hope you enjoy it!
@vangard: What an strange coinydink. Especially since I used to advertise on The Wotch (until Project Wonderful went kablooie)
@Salen: Nerds always land on their Cheetos.
@Sabrina-taur: It's just Dasani water, don't worry about it
And that concludes this arc! Appreciate our Patreons Asamurai and ReptileFan for the use of their characters! Coming up next, another fun arc!
Well, our month with a bonus comic ends, but it does lead into the new month and there three update weeks in a row! Looks like the Addictive Science peripheral characters are still lose in our universe!
@Salen: One more pun like that and you're going in the naughty ferret corner.
In which our heroes learn not to question a shapeshifter's abilities.

Reminder that Claire and Amy are both characters from our Patreons! If you'd like to earn rewards such as cameos, please check out our webpage: https://www.patreon.com/DarkwingDude
Hello again gang! This is the THIRD and three updates this month, hope you enjoyed us starting the story off with a bang! Starting next month, we revert to two updates per month, however, if you'd like to keep us above that minimum, please consider supporting our Patreon! For every $100 level we hit, we add an extra update per month!

Thanks again to all our Patreons who made this month's goal possible!
@Centaur71: *checking Google now*