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When not watching some cheesy b-movie or spending too much time on internet message boards, I manage to find the time to work for a magazine.

My interests include MST3K, furries, transformation, politics, The Punisher and the occasional Kevin Smith film. Three Stooges for life, yo!
@JFox: That was rather bullish of you to make that remark!
@Nixie: I'm not sure that'd be enough to stop him!
Hello gang! First update the month, and guess what? We hit our first Patreon goal, so that means we'll have 3 updates this month! Hooray! If'd you like to get even more updates per month, please support our comic!
Hello gang! We have a guest-drawn comic done by Drago The Komodo. If you like his work consider supporting him at his comic Patreon page.

Hope you enjoy this short story before we go into a new arc featuring one of Patreon sponsor's characters.

If you'd like to support our comic, please visit our Patreon page and make a contribution. Your support can help us add additional features and whatnot to the site!
Hello all! Cubist tries his hand at some exercise and the machine bravely gives it life in the name of science!

Also, we're less than $20 from our first Patreon goal level! If we hit $100 a month, updates will increase to three pages per month! A new monthly update is added at each $100 level! If you want more Off-Centaured, please support us @ our Patreon page!
Another month, another update! Also, we're less than $20 from our first goal level on Patreon! If we get over $100 a month, we expand to three updates per month!
@PJSam: Who knows how Dr. Cervelet thinks...
@Guest: Yes, exactly. All three husbands will remember everything EXCEPT their recent caper.
@Thwaitesy: They do, this is suppressing the memories of the magic absorption caper.
Dr. Cervelet introduces himself and we learn that the Danish must be monitored at all times! (Any society that produces King Diamond must be kept tabs on).
@Salen: You're at your best when the going gets rough!
We begin a wonderful new story! But aren't all stories wonderful? Well I mean, I guess Grave of the Fireflies is kind of a downer. And King Lear, plus Marley and Me. Okay, I cried at the end of La Bamba too, are you happy?
@Salen: Is it back again?
@DarkwingDork: Thanks to our Patreons and other supporters such as Ben, Kartfox and Linda. And thanks to all our readers for keeping the stories alive!
@Forecaster: To discover this, you must journey back to... page 11 of this story!
And that concludes the story! We hope you guys enjoyed "Shoo Fly, Shoe Horse!" Starting next month, we begin a new story! :)
@vangard: You can try him on his Facebook page: Other than that, only time I ever talked to him was when he was livestreaming.
@Centaur71: I have no objections to this.
@Centaur71: I remember that Cerv was adamant in his original drawings of Qu 008 that her old human name not be used. No clue.
@Salen: In the original script I actually had DWD break the fourth wall and mention you by name, but the others put the kibosh on that...