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Perk of vampire boyfriend #102: blowjobs do not include a free protein shake.
Head explodes in 3.. 2.. 1..
Bless whoever made Dylan's pants.
*screaming in gratitude for this dialog*
And by "pick up something", I mean the underwear I left here last night.
"I'll have to explain to my mom why I'm leaving town with you for two months."
This. Exactly this. I can weather so many storms, inside and out, if it means I can stay by my beloved's side.
So happy that even Anxiety-kun shut up. Nice ♡♡♡
Shut up, anxiety, nobody likes you.
April 8th, 2018
I'm getting Moana vibes.
That face is great. XD
... yes, it's weird, but I'm just happy to see some Real Talk and planning ahead happening right now.
Yessss, none of that "ahaha what do you mean, we're fiiiine" nonsense.
It is a genuine relief for me to see these two talking and confessing like mature adults instead of spending a whole book hiding and blushing and freaking out. Kudos!
July 29th, 2014
Aw, poor Kei. He's probably only self - conscious of his body because Moira bashes him for it. He's adorable. ♡
Good news: Cute baby
Bad news: Crack baby

I sure wouldn't want to be in the room for what happens next.
Hahaha that pamphlet. XDD

EDIT: Tommy in those glasses. Mmmf.
Fanservice? Us? Noooo, we'd never stoop so low. :}


Yes, yes, I know it's been awhile.

But all is well now, because WE HAVE RETURNED.

Better get used to seeing Malachi (pronouced mal-ack-eye) from behind a lot. Both of us are ass-women.

(c) Pencils, paneling, and Envy the Unicorn belong to ToemiRynguard.
(c) Ink, color, tweaks, text, and Malachi are mine.
(c) The story is ours.
That's right. Stick "sir" at the end of every sentence, and your respect levels get +15 XP