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Heya! I'm a professional freelance artist. My days are spent whipping up commissions and comics, and my nights are spent dreaming up new nightmares for my friends in tabletop games. As of April 2014, I'm married to the most adorable sculptor online. I go to anime conventions frequently, where I sell the aforementioned comics and commissions.

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    Alexis Royce
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It's allll coming together. And for bonus points, can you find and identify all those points in the comic?

Coloring by me this week!
Cut for time: Kinesis spending three pages trying to type all of that in telekinetically, without looking at the keys or screen or anything, and repeatedly getting his password wrong.

Coloring by Megan this week! And hey? Anyone gonna be at Grand Rapids Comic Con next weekend? Because I will be! Hope to see you soon!
Thanks, all! I suck at drawing roses, so this was good practice.
@JacqiTWriter: Hey thanks! Sadly, I did this page traditionally, so the text is inked on the same paper as the drawing of Anna. I do have a high resolution version of this page for patrons, however! Patrons can always download high-res versions of all the pages.
Look, you're all readers of this comic. I know you've all done an evil laugh or two. They feel marvelous.

Coloring by Megan this week!
@Broken Gear: Sorry to end the comic so abruptly, but sometimes these little things do happen. RIP in Peace, Kinesis.

Coloring by me this week. Thanks for stopping by! How're you all doing? Any plans for Halloween?
Homo Fuge...
You know that part when they use the name of the thing to name a part of that thing?

This is that part.

Coloring by me this week.
Looks like Nicklaus is not having a great day.
@TriforceP: <3
Ahhhh! It's so cool to see this up and going! You are ROCKING your pacing, and gosh I love the way Gladiemir moves; shows that you do such a great job characterizing him, even in his movement.

I'mma go queue your link now; we gotta get you some more readers!
This. This is what the Split in the title referred to.
For some reason you all assumed it would be Lemon and Lime. now what gave you THAT impression~?

Coloring by Megan this week!
Ah, yes. Kindly Anguish. Who always treats his hyper-loyal minions so well.

Coloring by Megan this week.
Happy Halloween.

This seems rather appropriate.
Thank you for reading Sire! The only reason I can do this instead of wandering uselessly, clutching my degree in comic art, is because of my lovely Patrons! Patrons are four updates ahead of everyone else, which means they're already reading Chapter 13. And, uh, Chapter 13's gonna pick up some speed. If you'd like to contribute a couple dollars a month, please check out the feed over here!
You're gonna need a bigger lock on those cages.
"Villain Meltdowns for fun and Profit," by Anguish.

Coloring by Megan this week!
Look, you have to be able to apprehend the suspect. And when they're all fully flighted, it might be somewhat difficult.

Curtis would sell you out for a pat on the head, though. He's not a parrotlet, he's a stool pigeon.