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I created this weird strip and it's been going strong for about 5 years now. Thanks for reading it! Go to for news and prizes!
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Can you believe this has happened at least a dozen times?
They tried doctors and training, but have they tried voodoo?
@kane88: Score or penalty, what is difference?
@Squirreltastic-Blue: Poor guy is only happy playing hockey!
All your favourite players are back for another year! Except Bones.. and that Sharey guy. But we have Cullen again!
Another year, another season of your favorite cookie connoisseur and owner of the best wrist shot in hockey (sorry Matthews, try growing a beard first).
It's your birthday! Surprise!
@kane88: They are going to be so good this year, am I right?
Personally, I really like Gritty. Perfectly suites his new team.
It's been a busy September!
Jalen, you made the NHL! hink-its-insulting-to-our-league
Flower can scrunch up his whole body into ways you couldn't possibly imagine.

@Squirreltastic-Blue: I hope you are satisfied with all the evidence I shared with you in the dm's.
That young man would one day grow up to steal Flower's starting job by winning back-to-back Stanley Cups. This is not a true story, quit messaging me.

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@SincPlays: You tried a pun and it was worth the effort :)
Betting on this team to win the Cup at this point was like investing in Apple or Google 15 years ago. Who wants to lend me their time machine?
@Squirreltastic-Blue: This is really real! The first strip goes up in a few hours!
A new series following the career of legendary Penguin and now Golden Knight goalie Marc-Andre Fleury!
@Realeaphil: Thanks!
@Bryan: Hahaha, I'll do what I can!!