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I created this weird strip and it's been going strong for about 5 years now. Thanks for reading it! Go to for news and prizes!
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    Ryan Klassen
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Flower can scrunch up his whole body into ways you couldn't possibly imagine.

@Squirreltastic-Blue: I hope you are satisfied with all the evidence I shared with you in the dm's.
That young man would one day grow up to steal Flower's starting job by winning back-to-back Stanley Cups. This is not a true story, quit messaging me.

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@SincPlays: You tried a pun and it was worth the effort :)
Betting on this team to win the Cup at this point was like investing in Apple or Google 15 years ago. Who wants to lend me their time machine?
@Squirreltastic-Blue: This is really real! The first strip goes up in a few hours!
A new series following the career of legendary Penguin and now Golden Knight goalie Marc-Andre Fleury!
@Realeaphil: Thanks!
@Bryan: Hahaha, I'll do what I can!!
@Bryan: Probably. Especially if Phil gets traded.
@kane88: Can't keep The Phil down!
@SincPlays: Don't fact check too close!
Congrats on an amazing run! It took the Penguins more than 2 years to lose a playoff series! And you were there too Phil.
@kane88: I like it.. adding to the list!
@kane88: He's gotten away with it so many times now, he thinks he has nothing to worry about.
He's sure leaving his mark... or our mark. It's confusing.
@SincPlays: Let's kick some Capital Butt!
@Squirreltastic-Blue: Just on injury reserve... upper and lower body injuries... expected to be out for 10-11 minutes...
Hope you've been practicing your disappointed faces Washington!
Maybe Sid is a robot.. or maybe his stick is possessed? We might never know for certain.