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G8: AHAHAHAHAHA
docZ: Why did dr. Smith died?
G8: AHAHA
HandOfDoom: I think the better question is "Why was he alive all that time"
docZ: He was alive 'couse he had a fancy eye in the back
docZ: WHy did he died without the eye?
G8: ahaha
G8: ha
G8: sorry, can't stop laughing
HandOfDoom: He was doomed to die
HandOfDoom: That was the desperate action when he gave the control over his body to the parasite
docZ: - Oh my god, this is madness.
G8: Let me guess
G8: It must be John
docZ: Do I know you?
G8: Yep, we do.
G8: We sorta meet personally two days ago.
G8: When Samanta was aiming me at your face.
docZ: That doesn't make any sense.
docZ: Face?
docZ: Samanta?
G8: Samanta Rioh
HandOfDoom: John, this is Gau
HandOfDoom: He saved your life, so please don't be rude.
docZ: Wait, wait
docZ: So not only do I have a big chat window in my head
docZ: but I also have a discussion in it with an IMAGINARY TALKING WEAPON
G8: I am not an imaginary friend
G8: If that's what do you mean
G8: nvm
G8: great John Anderson
G8: BWAHAHAHAHA
G8: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*New language package installed*
John: Wait, did I just injected myself a CHAT PROGRAM?
Handy: A Telepathic Chat, John!
John: What...
John: The...
John: ...
John: HAAAAAANDYYY!
John: Why didn't you run away?
Handy: What does it mean?
John: You should loath me. You are trapped in my body. Crap, I even tried to kill you!
Handy: Oh. John, being part of you is the most amazing thing that happened in my life. I will do everything to protect you, even if it will endanger my life.
John: This makes no sense.
Handy: It will eventually.
Handy: Take syringe and inject the vial content to your bloodstream.
John: What is that thing?
Handy: Just trust me.
Handy: John, can I interrupt your dinner please? I need you to do one thing.
John: What's wrong?
Handy: Turn your head right. Did you see red vial?
John: Nom nom
John: Oh my god, that's amazing.
John: Hm, that's interesting.
V6: That was tough.
V6: John?
V6: Oh no, John, wait!
V6 (looking at the terminal) Oh fuck, fuck, fuck.
V6: Fuuuck.
------- CEREBRAL CHAT LOG ----------
G8 has joined #main
HandOfDoom: Hello.
HandOfDoom: I'm sorry, I'm taking my words back.
G8: behind you
HandOfDoom: I beg your pardon?
G8: DOOR
G8: BEHIND YOU
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------- CEREBRAL CHAT LOG ---------
G8: hi
VVVVVV: DO YOU UNDERSTAND YOU ACTIONS WILL HAVE A DRASTIC CONSEQUENCE?
G8: originally I wanted to say was "hi weirdo"
G8: but I don't have much time and I should act polite
G8: you need my help and I will help you
VVVVVV: I DON'T NEED HELP
VVVVVV: EVEN BEFORE MY MISSION STARTED I COULD SEE HOW IT WILL END
VVVVVV: THERE ARE SOME HINTS
VVVVVV: AND THOSE HINTS INDICATES ALL MY ACTIONS WILL LEAD TO FAILURE
G8: whatever
G8: you screwed, go on
VVVVVV: IT'S NOT ME THAT IS A PROBLEM
VVVVVV: THE PROBLEM IS AN UNEXPECTED VARIABLE THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING
G8: less talking
VVVVVV: WE BOTH KNOW WHAT IS IT
G8: woah, woah, stop
G8: I don't want to spent whole day chatting
G8: here is a map of a facility
G8: just don't ask where is it from
*G8 has started transfer of ( zdays.ru/res/blueprint.jpg )
VVVVVV: INTERESTING
G8: that strange feeling
VVVVVV: WHAT?
G8: when you help someone
G8: some strange warmth inside of you
VVVVVV: THAT'S WHAT IS USUALLY REFEREED AS HAPPINESS
G8: oh no
G8: i know what is it
G8: you are moron and that's driving me mad (*Sorry, intranslatable*)
G8 has left the chat
------- CEREBRAL CHAT LOG ----------
HandOfDoom: Shit shit shit shit shit
G8: calm down
HandOfDoom: SHIIIIIIIIT!
HandOfDoom: YOU KNEW THIS BASTARD!
HandOfDoom: YOU PLANNED THIS FROM THE START!
G8: handy, clam down!
G8: i'm thinking
HandOfDoom: You should not just think, you should fix this mess!
G8: i'm trying!
G8: as you may noticed, I don't have much options left
HandOfDoom: GAUUUU FOR FUCKS SAKE!
HandOfDoom: He will tear me apart!!!!
G8: five minutes
HandOfDoom: awfafawfawffffffffffffff
HandOfDoom has left #main
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------- CEREBRAL CHAT LOG --------
HandOfDoom: Gau
HandOfDoom: We have a porblems
G8: Wasn't me.
HandOfDoom: What does it meen "wasn't me"?
G8: It's not my fault, I swear!
G8: He should not have come down!
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Smith: JOHN!!!
John: Aim the eye!
V6: Eye!?
John: The giant eye!
Smith: - Out of my way!
Mechanical voice: AUX POWER SOURCE ACTIVATED
Smith: You John are a pesky little insect that can't be killed no matter how I try.
I will squish the life out of you bit by bit, slowly and painfully
?: I can't see a shit!
Handy: thehehehe
Handy: John!
J: Oh, crap, what the heck with me?
H: We should run like hell, John!
J: I can't feel my legs.