Dadoom! Behold the daring and deadly enemy of the drearily dense denizens and the drastically dimwitted dullards of this deadeningly dreary day, who dull in comparison to this delightfully declamatory defender of decidedly dependible truths. Dedicatedly and doggedly deviating from decades-old dogma, no dead-set die-hard dolt may disturb the diligent determination of this desperately dire dependent of diversity- and you may call him Del.

Yes, it's trite. But I like it!

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