HalfAssedChaos
| Real Name: | Bill |
| Age: | 24 |
| Gender: | Male |
| Web Site: | http://halfassedchaos.smackjeeves.com/ |
About Me
Do you want fantastic art?
Do you want a compelling plot line that draws you in and keeps you in suspense?
Do you want intelligent humor that will keep you laughing throughout the day while giving you serious questions about the nature of man?
YES?!?!?!
Then keep the hell away from this strip!
Violence
Stick Figures
Swearing
Sex Jokes
Nonsense
Terrible Art
And much much less!
Come see it now at "Half Assed Chaos"!
Do you want a compelling plot line that draws you in and keeps you in suspense?
Do you want intelligent humor that will keep you laughing throughout the day while giving you serious questions about the nature of man?
YES?!?!?!
Then keep the hell away from this strip!
Violence
Stick Figures
Swearing
Sex Jokes
Nonsense
Terrible Art
And much much less!
Come see it now at "Half Assed Chaos"!
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Recent Comments
Comment on Garnet - show-off of The Panty Brigade
HalfAssedChaos, 20 Nov 2009 02:03 pm
Good idea for a shirt, chicks will dig it. :D
HalfAssedChaos, 20 Nov 2009 02:03 pm
Good idea for a shirt, chicks will dig it. :DComment on #35 Darfur...But With Cheep-Cheep of Half Assed Chaos
HalfAssedChaos, 16 Nov 2009 03:37 pm
Picked up the New Super Mario Bros. Wii yesterday, and I must say it is really really fun.
It deffinitally gives you the old 2D sidescrolling feel. I would say that it is a worthy
member of the Mario family.
When you get to level 3 or 4, whatever the first water based level is, you think to yourself, "well this is nice, simple little water world without a lot of danger....Holy Shit" then 10,000 Cheep-Cheep swarm at you!
Luckily I had the trusty fire flower, I slaughtered hundred...NAY Thousands of Cheep-Cheep. Twas a genocide I had never experienced in a Mario game, and I couldn't help but laugh maniacally through the entire process...as well as the four other times I played that level for the sole reason of doing it again.
I'm sure the rest of you hold the same contempt in your hearts for the deadly Cheep-Cheep. Ever since the first bridge level in the original Super Mario Bros. when those little shits jumped all across the screen. When you're five that shit is fucking nuts! Oh well...I had my revenge, and it was sweet.
HalfAssedChaos, 16 Nov 2009 03:37 pm
Picked up the New Super Mario Bros. Wii yesterday, and I must say it is really really fun.
It deffinitally gives you the old 2D sidescrolling feel. I would say that it is a worthy
member of the Mario family.When you get to level 3 or 4, whatever the first water based level is, you think to yourself, "well this is nice, simple little water world without a lot of danger....Holy Shit" then 10,000 Cheep-Cheep swarm at you!
Luckily I had the trusty fire flower, I slaughtered hundred...NAY Thousands of Cheep-Cheep. Twas a genocide I had never experienced in a Mario game, and I couldn't help but laugh maniacally through the entire process...as well as the four other times I played that level for the sole reason of doing it again.
I'm sure the rest of you hold the same contempt in your hearts for the deadly Cheep-Cheep. Ever since the first bridge level in the original Super Mario Bros. when those little shits jumped all across the screen. When you're five that shit is fucking nuts! Oh well...I had my revenge, and it was sweet.
Comment on Happy Halloween of Half Assed Chaos
HalfAssedChaos, 16 Nov 2009 08:07 am
Though they are replicas of other official art they are not tracings. :P
Though that would have been a lot easier and taken a lot less time.
HalfAssedChaos, 16 Nov 2009 08:07 am
Though they are replicas of other official art they are not tracings. :PThough that would have been a lot easier and taken a lot less time.
Comment on Pokemon Through the Years of Pokemon Frustration
HalfAssedChaos, 13 Nov 2009 04:13 pm
Awesome Flareon, my fave pokemon. ^_^
HalfAssedChaos, 13 Nov 2009 04:13 pm
Awesome Flareon, my fave pokemon. ^_^ Comment on #34 Pick Up Lines of Half Assed Chaos
HalfAssedChaos, 13 Nov 2009 03:11 pm
One of these quotes is pulled directly from last nights Guys Night, can you guess which
one. Greg and Nick keep your damned dirty mouths shut goddamnit!
I love Gregs pose in panel 6 by the by.
Thank you Erica for sharing a majority of these other gems. :D
Lets see, news news, aaah yes. I am going to try to start updating with 2 comics a week now instead of just 1. So huray for that.
Also I have merch produced and ready to be bought, I just need to find some time to link the sites. Check the news page sometime in the next few days as links will likely be placed there in the begining.
HalfAssedChaos, 13 Nov 2009 03:11 pm
One of these quotes is pulled directly from last nights Guys Night, can you guess which
one. Greg and Nick keep your damned dirty mouths shut goddamnit!I love Gregs pose in panel 6 by the by.
Thank you Erica for sharing a majority of these other gems. :D
Lets see, news news, aaah yes. I am going to try to start updating with 2 comics a week now instead of just 1. So huray for that.
Also I have merch produced and ready to be bought, I just need to find some time to link the sites. Check the news page sometime in the next few days as links will likely be placed there in the begining.
Comment on Who's the boss? of DisGons!
HalfAssedChaos, 11 Nov 2009 07:41 pm
N33D M0AR PANTY BRIGADE!!! GWAAAAAAAAR.
Hehe good stuff.
HalfAssedChaos, 11 Nov 2009 07:41 pm
N33D M0AR PANTY BRIGADE!!! GWAAAAAAAAR.Hehe good stuff.
Comment on #33 Their Eyes Meet, Battle! of Half Assed Chaos
HalfAssedChaos, 11 Nov 2009 04:28 pm
It's super effective!
This was actually one of the few "sketches" I had written for an animated Half Assed Chaos special me and my sister were going to work on this summer...we all see how that turned out. :P
Anyway I don't know why but as a Catholic I find it funny to have Jesus swearing, or people swearing at Jesus. He's a groovy guy, I'm sure I'll be forgiven....riiight big guy, eh eh eeeeeeh!
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A note to all other Webcomic Artists who may be reading this. I posted this on a couple forums and have gotten a bit of a response, but I figure I might as well post it here for all my (snicker)...fans.
Anyway if you are interested in some free advertising please read below!
I think it would be fun to take other peoples comic strips and give it new dialogue. I think this could be particularly funny for artist who do serious work, it would be fun to insert swearing and fart noises into that sort of thing. Everyone enjoys a parody and it may drum up some interest in your strip. On the flip side it would also be nice if you put up a link to the Half Assed Chaos which is depicting your strip, you want your fans to see the parody as well don't you?
If you are interested this is how it would work. Get into contact with me via PM or emailing me at halfassedchaos@gmail.com. What I will need is one of your strips completely devoid of text. Then let me work my magic. Also just so you know, nothing is off limits, your characters could very likely end up making fun of cancer, I'm not saying it's going to happen....but I'm saying it's going to happen.
I would like to post one strip like this every friday, I used to do friday filler on my comic and I think this would be a fun little extra thing to do. In the comments section I will write up a blurb about your actual comic and advertise your website.
Somehow Half Assed Chaos sees about 500 new users each month and gets about 6000 page hits in that same ammount of time. I know that it isn't as impressive as a lot of other comics out there, but I'll be honest and say I never thought my little strip would see that much traffic.
Anyway if you are interested send me a link to your site, I'll give your comic a look and see if I think it would work.
I'm looking forward to hearing from you guys and gals!
HalfAssedChaos, 11 Nov 2009 04:28 pm
It's super effective!This was actually one of the few "sketches" I had written for an animated Half Assed Chaos special me and my sister were going to work on this summer...we all see how that turned out. :P
Anyway I don't know why but as a Catholic I find it funny to have Jesus swearing, or people swearing at Jesus. He's a groovy guy, I'm sure I'll be forgiven....riiight big guy, eh eh eeeeeeh!
*****************************
A note to all other Webcomic Artists who may be reading this. I posted this on a couple forums and have gotten a bit of a response, but I figure I might as well post it here for all my (snicker)...fans.
Anyway if you are interested in some free advertising please read below!
I think it would be fun to take other peoples comic strips and give it new dialogue. I think this could be particularly funny for artist who do serious work, it would be fun to insert swearing and fart noises into that sort of thing. Everyone enjoys a parody and it may drum up some interest in your strip. On the flip side it would also be nice if you put up a link to the Half Assed Chaos which is depicting your strip, you want your fans to see the parody as well don't you?
If you are interested this is how it would work. Get into contact with me via PM or emailing me at halfassedchaos@gmail.com. What I will need is one of your strips completely devoid of text. Then let me work my magic. Also just so you know, nothing is off limits, your characters could very likely end up making fun of cancer, I'm not saying it's going to happen....but I'm saying it's going to happen.
I would like to post one strip like this every friday, I used to do friday filler on my comic and I think this would be a fun little extra thing to do. In the comments section I will write up a blurb about your actual comic and advertise your website.
Somehow Half Assed Chaos sees about 500 new users each month and gets about 6000 page hits in that same ammount of time. I know that it isn't as impressive as a lot of other comics out there, but I'll be honest and say I never thought my little strip would see that much traffic.
Anyway if you are interested send me a link to your site, I'll give your comic a look and see if I think it would work.
I'm looking forward to hearing from you guys and gals!
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HalfAssedChaos, 20 Nov 2009 02:06 pm