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Stuff and stuff
Dude, this, like, isn't an author comment.
New Design
This is the new site design.
Yeah, I'm not sure how I screwed that up, because it's not like that in the high-res version. :|

It's fixed now. :P
Thanks, everybody! I wouldn't have made it this long without you. :)
Thanks for the comment! And of course you can make a fan-comic. Just make sure it's PG rated. ;)
Yeah, I completely forgot to mention that that isn't my opinion on Halo2 at all. Halo games rock. :)
In case you don't know what a cow chip is: ;)
Oh, where to begin. Okay, basically a pace-maker(artificial) is a device that helps regulate the beating of the heart. It does this using electrical pulses.

According to the Nintendo DS manual, you shouldn't use the Wi-Fi functions with-in a certain area of artifial pace-makers, most likely because the Wi-Fi could interfere and accidentally set it off.

If you need more information, follow the link to the Wikipedia page. :)
Alot of Crud
Dude, the ammount of tycoon games these days is retarded, with the ones listed in today's comic only scratching the surface. I don't get it, I really don't. I don't see why the heck there have to be so many dang tycoon games. But I digress.

Well, as most of you know, there was another small improvement made to the site today. This time in the form of buttons! Yes, instead of those plain, old, ugly text buttons on the menu, I have replaced them with lovely graphical buttons. Aren't they purty?

I've also added a links page. This is where I will link to web-comics/game sites that I like, or, in the case of a link-exchange, links to web-comics at the request of a fellow author. So if you'de like to do a link-exchange, feel free to e-mail me, pt me, put a comment, or whatever! Just make sure the content on your site is no higher than PG. ;)

Oooh, yes, I've also added a FAQ page. Pretty pointless at the moment, as there are no questions there. But if you have a question, e-mail me at I just might include your question in there. :)

Well, it's been a couple days since I've plugged the merch poll, so I guess I'll do it again today. ;)

Also, I'd like to thank everybody who voted on the Joystiq web-comic wrap-up, the outcome, of which, was very pleasing. I got in second! w000000t! The best I've ever done in that poll. Thanks again guys! And Joystiq, too. You guys rock!

Anyways, that's it for my little post here. Hope you enjoy the comic guys. Night. :)
September 19th, 2006
So, is that circle behind the head hair, or the back of the person's chair?

Either way, great comic. :)
Do you post this comic bi-hourly to make up for that huge gap I saw in your archives?
Huh, you're right, they DO kinda look like spoons. :P

dxprog - It means Micheal Jackson can't lose his nose. :P

ChaosCntrl - PM me and we can work something out. K? ;)
The Comic - Game Boyz Merch
You know? I wonder why the heck it took me this long to joke about the fact that my characters don't have noses. Maybe it's 'cause the thought has never really crossed my mind, or it's simply because I couldn't think of anything. But I did it, so it doesn't really matter now.

Well, let's get onto a more important topic now, shall we? As I'm sure most of you know, the Wii's release date and price for America were announced. The console will be comic out on November 19 for $249.99. Not to bad, if you ask me. I mean, while I was hoping it would be around 200, It's still reasonable, especially considering the fact that you get Wii Sports as a pack in game for nothing.

But there's also the Virtual Console pricing, with NES, SNES, and N64 games going for 500, 800, and 1000 points(100 points to a dollar) respecitively. And I don't really see why people are complaining about these prices, mainly because some SNES games still go for $30 or more. Take FF6 or Kirby SuperStar for example. Both of those games are rare and expensive.

But I digress. Once again check out the poll concerning Game Boyz merch. Yeah, I'm shoving it down your throat. I know. ;)

Anyways, that's about all the ranting I'm doing. Enjoy the comic, guys. Night. :)
Merch and Stuff
Oh, those sly, sly devils at Nintendo. Always making us wait for every conference to start, and almost every time delaying those conferences. E3, and today, were perfect examples.

At E3, Nintendo's conference was delayed by a good twenty minutes, which really stanks. And today, with Nintendo's Japanese press conference, we were all waiting around for the show to start around 8:00PM EST, but it didn't actually start until 1:00AM EST. Although the latter is most likely due to inaccurate information.

But I digress. Anyways, I guess I'll plug the poll again. I'm figuring I'll keep this poll up for a week to see how many oppinions I can get on the matter of Game Boyz merch. The link to the poll is below.

Well, hope you all like the comic. Night, guys(and gals).
September 13th, 2006
Some Stuff
You know, this is probably the first comic in a long time that shows Joe as an idiot. Yeah, I need to do more of those.

Anyways, today I will once again promote the poll concerning Game Boyz merchandise. Again, the poll is simply to ask all of you readers wether or not you want Game Boyz merch. The link is below.

Well, hope all of you like the comic. Night, guys.
Merch and Other Stuff
Dude, this comic is totally bizzarre. You see, I was just surfing the internet, thinking of an idea for a comic, and this just came out of nowhere and smacked me in the head like a brick. Heck, I have the bump to prove it.

Ah, nothing like making something that doesn't make any sense at all.

Anyways, on to a more important topic. I've been thinking lately. Well, actually, I've thought about this for a while, but the thought just re-entered my brain recently. The thought is about Game Boyz merch. You know, merchandise: shirts, mugs, mous pads, etc. Well, I think I'll ask you people's opions on this one. What do you think of the idea of Game Boyz merch? While I'm not saying I'll actually do this, it would be interesting to get all of your opinions on this. The link to a poll is below.

Well, that's about it for today. Hope y'all like the comic, and be sure to vote on the poll. Night, guys. :)
Thanks for all the comments, y'all.

Yeah, the chairs are all the same due to style limitations.

dxprog, shouldn't you be wondering why Reggie has his real head but Kutaragi doesn't? Although I think the answer to that is mostly because it's funnier. :P