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The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

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November 19th, 2006
I needed to fill space.
November 18th, 2006
Yeah, this one's kinda self-explanitory. Since this isn't a real comic, no quote.
Yay for an update!
Well, it's halloween, so I thought I might as well make a comic about it.

"You know what I love about Halloween? It's the one night of the year chicks use to unleash their inner ho-bag. If a girl dresses up as a witch, she's a slutty witch. If she's a cat, she's a slutty cat. If she's a nurse ..."- Barney (How I met your mother)
"Alucard is the virus?"

Um...actually, I just wanted a chance to show off my new character...who just happens to have Alucard's head
Ok, the guy in the last panel is the virus in the form of a KH player. As for the dog creature, I just wanted to use him because I had his sprites laying around and in the bottom of the comic he is used to fill up the extra space.

"Nobody ever robs restaurants. Bars, liquor stores, gas stations... you get your head blown off sticking up one of them. Restaurants on the other hand, you catch with their pants down. They're not expecting to get robbed. Not as expectant anyway." -Pulp Fiction
I'll make the next comic
Who rated this a one!?!
lol, This is quite possibly the grossest comic yet.
Originally I was going to show the new character and Iggy in San Francisco, but I thought this would work better.

ps-Why doesnt anyone rate the comics!?!

Ron Burgundy-" You are a smelly pirate hooker."
...I vote for Leon Belmont (Castlevania)
lol, that dude in the last panel looks awesome
Or mabey they thought women with hairy legs sell
thanx, it should be up by thursday at the latest
So is Leo gonna stay like that?
The one in N.I.B who hangs out in the kitchen...I forget his name at the moment
Unconcious, and dying.
Sorry, I was busy today (had to finish final cut of movie) but I think this is one of the funniest comics went...but where is the robot guy?