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YOU HAVE GAINED A NEW POWER.
If you are interested in knowing what Jamie can do follow this link here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Lk-fz6GjveuUCmLKiDCq2Tq5DDzav3s3VLvNXVIA1NE /edit#gid=0

This should tell you everything you need to know.
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>Turn to the lady with the yellow hair and say, "You seem like a rational individual, can you tell me what's going on before I'm knocked out again?"

>Mentioned you do not remember being this swole, ask about swole ness

>DEMAND ANSWERS! THE YELLOW ONE SEEMS TO HAVE THEM!

>Flirt to get on Yellow's good side.

>spontaneously regenerate, ejecting the knife from your hand, healing scars and regrowing your hair except it's white now

>Don't forget the glowy eyes of uncontrollable power, too

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>DEMAND ANSWERS! THE YELLOW ONE SEEMS TO HAVE THEM!
>Turn to the lady with the yellow hair and say, "You seem like a rational individual, can you tell me what's going on before I'm knocked out again?"

You turn to the lady in yellow not looking to happy and say, "You seem like a rational individual, can you tell me what's going on before I'm knocked out again?"

General Yellow doesn't seem all that pleased rather she seems annoyed, "Of course, you're going to be an Oascopren citizen. That's why you came here, and we're giving you what you want. Powers and strengths beyond your wildest imaginations. In fact you put an option on your sheet for your Desired Gender to be Constantly Fluctuating binary switch between male and female. So, I have given this to you and you can't choose when it occurs. It's random, think of it as a bit of spite for making me wait so long.

>Mentioned you do not remember being this swole, ask about swole ness

You gained a surprised look over your face, "Really? That's, great somewhat, but what about the other options on my sheet? I don't remember being this muscular before. Was this your doing?"

"Yes, yes, Your body needed to be modified to be more sufficient for the added strain it will undergo. In short you're getting the ability to move around Dust particles as you see fit. You can be a great little Janitor or maid." Yellow kind of just dismisses this.

>Flirt to get on Yellow's good side.

"So, General Yellow, what's an amazing scientist like you working with morons like him?" you point to the guy that stabbed you.

Your Persuasion [17]
Yellow's Insight [19]

Yellow just stares at you then rolls her eyes, "Cygore, where is the sedatives? I want to finish this one off and go home for the evening."

>Don't forget the glowy eyes of uncontrollable power, too

This got you mad, as your eyes began to glow brown you feel this power welling up inside of you like it will release at any moment. "Don't just ignore me!" you state feeling pain from the power building up.

Cygore finally finds the sedative, "I found it General!" he states gleefully.

"Great bring it here before they blows a blood vein." General Yellow states not taking their eyes off of you as you're screaming with glowing brown eyes.

Do you unleash an attack? Do you get Sedated? What do you do or what happens to you?
>I could say a million, dissembodied eyes break open the world around you, turning it into a desolent void without hope of chance, buuuuuuuuuuuut, let's not do that.

>Oh hey, our friend Drake is there playing kittens too! Good to have those sad unconscious memory fluctuations.

>SUDDENLY THE KITTEN STABS YOU WITH A KNIFE

>Someone invades your dream using whatever the people from inception did, and hands gives you a gun, A DREAM GUN

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>Oh hey, our friend Drake is there playing kittens too! Good to have those sad unconscious memory fluctuations.
As you play with the kittens you hear a familiar voice next to you as you turn your head to see your friend, but he has been possessed by the plant further, in fact it is currently growing out of his eye sockets and his skin seems to be turning into Bark and one of his arms as deflated into his sleeve and turned into a vine.

>SUDDENLY THE KITTEN STABS YOU WITH A KNIFE
While he gives scritches to one cat another is biting his head, then you feel a sharp pain in your hand as one of the kittens Stabs it and you wake up to see a cyborg of a person stabbing your hand.

Masked Person: What are you doing!?

Cyborg: I'm testing potency of drugs

Jamie: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!? YOU STABED MY HAND! WHERE AM I? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ARRIVAL STATION?

Masked Person: See, because of your stupid Blunder now this test subject is making a lot of noise.

Cyborg: Sorry General Yellow. It won't happen again, your brilliant excellency!

General: Well, Put him under more drugs we can't have him awake while we do these things. He'll Scream too much and I already have enough headaches after having to deal with Purple's childish desires earlier.

Cyborg: Yes, General Yellow.

General Yellow sighs in frustration as the Cyborg Scientist goes to grab a syringe filled with drugs.

What do you do from here?
>Her name should be Ida
>Ask her to put in a good word for you before you pass out

>Nap as hard as you can

> Do the stupid flirty Finger Gun thing, and fail miserably at it.

>name: Patricia Connelly
>at least she seems nice, and she's also only doing her job, why not try your best to ask once more if you can be let out and just follow her lead or something?

>Name: Sienna Andrews
>Well, we at least have a friend (or maybe more) in our brand new captivity. Give her a thumbs up Terminator 2 style as we black out

>Name: Fruit Mango
>Dream about god damn, mother fucking kittens.

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> Do the stupid flirty Finger Gun thing, and fail miserably at it.

You try to do a flirty Finger Gun thing and due to the shrinking box you poke yourself in the eye with your thumb. The world is getting fuzzy around you as you fight to hold your conciousness. The Oascopre Mystic comes over to your box.

>Her name should be Ida
>Name: Fruit Mango

"My name is Ida Mango" she giggles, "Make sure to look me up in the Mystic Sector when you wake up." she smiles and kisses the box as everything turns black.

>Dream about god damn, mother fucking kittens.
You wake up with a weight on your chest as kittens seem to be playing with your hair, and sleeping on you.

Does anything else happen in this dream?
>Ask for air, so you can breathe

>get her number to continue the success. You gotta stick to the flirt plan if it’s working this well(edited)

>its time to (MILDLY) TRAGIC BACKSTORY, because you came here to become powerful and save a dear friend, or at least find him wherever he is now. Note that you kind of panicked when you got here and now you feel bad for causing a ruckus because you accidentally tunnelvisioned your end goal rather than consider the current situation.


> Know what's at stake and keep the flirting up, get her on your side. You're gunna need allies, and she may very well be able to help you get a job too! Plus, she is pretty cute

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>its time to (MILDLY) TRAGIC BACKSTORY, because you came here to become powerful and save a dear friend, or at least find him wherever he is now. Note that you kind of panicked when you got here and now you feel bad for causing a ruckus because you accidentally tunnelvisioned your end goal rather than consider the current situation.

You try to explain yourself about your friend back home and how you came here to be more powerful and kind of panicked when you got here. "I'm sorry for causing a ruckus since I tunnel visioned to my end and rather than consider my current situation. How about you let me out lovely?"

Persuasion [1]
Insight [8]

"Oh, don't worry about that sweetie." the person states, "If you just wanted to become stronger than all you have to do is stay there and get sent to the processing wing." she grins, "Then we can talk more about whatever, you, like." she states a bit flirtatiously back, "Don't forget my name is ... just stay there and sleep, darling."

You seem to notice something that you're short of breath right now.

Fortitude [15] You succeed to stay awake for now.

>Ask for air, so you can breathe
"C-can you let some air in, It's kind of hard to breath in here." you ask.

She smiles and lets out a giggle, "of course you need to sleep for now so we can take care of your processing." You hear footsteps heading your way it sounds like a few people are coming over. It could be guards or other civilians.

So, I'm going to need to know two things.
1.) What should her name be?
2.) Is there anything else you would like to say or try to do before you blackout?
>Do the air thing like on windows and draw a backwards message on the condensation in an attempt to flirt when the Mystic is looking. She didn't seem *entirely* disinterested with your earlier flirt so, might as well.

>Try your terrible flirting skills again! Maybe she will be ticked off.

>Try to talk and flirt with her, since it's sound proof, she'll have to bring the shield down to see if your saying something? And if that doesn't work? time for the fainting and in need of medical attention technique!

>This probably already wasted your opporunity for a job here so you should probably GTFO.

>Spend your hero point to gain access to the Permeate ability and use it to run away.

>Tell her she cute

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>[Try to flirt]
You lean against the barrier wall and lower your eye lids realizing you can't escape by brute force, so you decide to give your luck a go. You put breath as sensually against the wall as you could and draw a heart with "U + Me" written in it.

>Roll Jamie Persuasion (Flirt check) [12]
>Roll Mystic Insight (Resistance check) [7]

Confused a bit as you tried to talk to her but she realized it was sound proof one way. "Hold on." a twitch of her finger and the sound from your end was coming through. "What are you trying to say to me?" very curious.

"You're cute." you simplified as she blushes red. while looking away.

"Oh, I-I don't know what to say." she stammers as she imagines her hugging you. The barrier shrinks around you.

Roll Jamie perception: [14]
Roll Jamie will: [15]

You notice this but try to play it off as cool as possible as you don't manage to panic. You feel like you're going to need your wits about you for this.

Now that this person is successfully seduced what do you do next?
>Tell the guard you want a job, and that if you don't get it, you'll kick him where the sun don't shine.

>Go to a local orphanage to get a job and headbutt anyone wearing a mask

>Ask what the problem is with the guard and adjust your response accordingly. Such as if he’s planning to detain you, elbow him right in the jaw.

>Go to the bathroom and clean off the cream cheese, and while you're in there, see what this situation could possibly be by looking up on the interwebs about Oscapre guard coming at you with a collar could possibly mean? Also the exit being sealed? Probably doesn't mean anything good, time to think about looking for the back door...

>Flirt with both people whom entered

>THOSE FLUFFING BOX MINIONS, go and punch that one directly in the face

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> Go to the bathroom and clean off the cream cheese, and while you're in there, see what this situation could possibly be by looking up on the interwebs about Oscapre guard coming at you with a collar could possibly mean? Also the exit being sealed? Probably doesn't mean anything good, time to think about looking for the back door...

Perception [12]
As you go into the bathroom you make sure to look around the store for any other exits. Being an interior mall like place you see an "employees only" sign but no exit,

You wash the cream cheese off your face and rummage in your pockets for any device to look up on the interwebs, you have an uncharged, powered down Nasetendo, and nothing else currently with you, so no internet currently.

You're on your own and you have to think fast so, you walk out of the bathroom swaying your hips some as you walk trying to look pretty. "You have no where to go, stay where you are." the Helmeted guard states.

"Well, hello handsome, and beautiful. Is there something the matter?" you state as you try and flirt with them putting on the good ol' Jamie Burner charm.

Jamie: Persuasion [1]
Insight Guard [12] Mystic [5]

"You're under arrest for failing to follow orders of an officer and for trying to resist arrest, by being stupid." the helmeted guard states

>Go to a local orphanage to get a job and headbutt anyone wearing a mask

You get pissed off at this guy, getting the urge to visit the local orphanage for some reason and this guy is in the way. You suddenly headbutt the man without any warning.

Jamie headbutt [17] vs Guard Parry 2 [DC12]
Jamie Damage 0 [DC15] Guard Toughness 2 [5]

Being the minion he is your headbutt knocks the man out as he collapses to the floor with a shattered visor.

TIME FOR INITIATIVE!
Jamie [4]
Oascopre Mystic [21]

Since the Mystic goes first, she creates a box around you using the same mystical energy that she used on the front door. You punch the wall and notice there is no damage being done to the box.

The Mystic puts her hand to her ear and mouths something you can't make out this seems to be soundproof.

Now that you're trapped what do you do?
>okay, we need to find a good job that we can use to help Drake. Get your things together and leave the airport.

>Go get your dank powers so doing a save your fren is easyier

>Headbutt the bagel and say this was milkly good service and go find a job.

>Finish your croissant, drink some drink and get yourself a move on. It's been fun and games so far, but the more you dally the longer your friend is stuck. Off to find where we work best! ... where do we work best?

> Do you even have a plan to get your friend out of the quarantine? Or any idea what the quarantine is for?

>Eat your food, then obtain the Most Dank Superpowers from Oascopre

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You do have a plan to get your friend out but it entails getting help from the people of Oascopre. So, to snap yourself out of your slump, you headbutt a random bagel getting the cream cheese that was on it all over your forehead as you gain the resolve to finally get a job in Oascopre you tell the cashier, "This was milky good service"

-Guard Stealth [16]
-Jamie Perception [16]

The cashier looks confused at you then looks past you as you hear a foot step and you look to the side of you. There is a guard with what looks like a collar coming over to you as the exits get sealed off by a long haired individual.

What do you do now?
>Examine photo of other person and link memory to it!

>procure a :croissant: as your chosen edible

>Idk anything about coffee, so grab a latte.

>See if there is another drink on the menu, maybe a tea or a cold drink since it's a bit of a warm day, but totally also get a croissant boi to nom on

>Delicious flavourful water

>Wait, who's the person in your wallet photo? Seems like it's time for a Tragic Backstory Flashback™!

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>Idk anything about coffee, so grab a latte.
>procure a :croissant:
>See if there is another drink on the menu, maybe a tea or a cold drink since it's a bit of a warm day, but totally also get a croissant boi to nom on

You look at the other drinks on the menu, and see they have tea and sodas available, however you ultimately decide to get a Croissant and a Latte from the line and you take them to a table.

>Examine photo of other person and link memory to it!
>Wait, who's the person in your wallet photo? Seems like it's time for a Tragic Backstory Flashback™!

You take out the photo in the wallet and examine it closely, You remember your childhood friend and all the good times you had together. Like the time when you first met, you were a sobbing Elementary school kid that was constantly bullied for not having any powers.

"Ah ha, you're a loser." "You're just a Nopowed person you shouldn't even be here." "You useless trash, my dad says anyone without powers is just a burden and should die."

These other students were just brutal, and the teachers wouldn't do anything about it for whatever their reason had been. Though one day Your friend came out on a particularly brutal beat down on you from other students and he punched them all in the face. "Hey, Stop picking on this poor guy will ya!?" he states staring down at the bullies

The bullies didn't seem too phased by this, rather they seemed pissed, "oh yeah make us!" as the bullies used their powers to fight the kid standing up to them. surprisingly to Jamie in the end the 3 bullies run off back for class crying their tears out. the kid all beat up helps Jamie stand up.

"My name's Drake, what's yours?" he asks with a grin. "My name's Jamie." Jamie replies happy to have someone finally on his side.

The two became the best of friends, hanging out, going on adventures, and more. It was them against the world, or so the two thought as not many would give them a second glance much less the time of day. Drake loved telling jokes and going out on adventures like a lot of powered individuals do, and had a dream to become the strongest hero in the world.

However that dream crumbled a few weeks ago as your friend was quarantined in his own home, you have no idea why that was the case, as you watched him behind a glass dome. Pounding away at it, screaming for help. so you vowed to help him in anyway you could.

After reliving those dark moments what do you want to do now?
>Krispy Coffee, a lite snack and a good cup of hot cocoa sounds good right now!

>Cocoa Kitty! A small snack wouldn't hurt.

>Headbutt your stomache

>Ebile Coffee: Their coffee is surprisingly good.

>None of the above, go visit SFC, for some sweet delicious Sahrown Fried Chicken

> Go to the coffee place with pastries. wait, strike that, reverse it.
> ...Do you have any money that they will accept?

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>Krispy Coffee, a lite snack and a good cup of hot cocoa sounds good right now!

> Go to the coffee place with pastries. wait, strike that, reverse it.
> ...Do you have any money that they will accept?

You decide that having a coffee at the Krispy Coffee sounds like a good place to start, but you stop and think, "Do you have enough money that they will accept?" You pull out your wallet and see a picture of one of you with someone else some credit cards, cash, and some miscellaneous cards.

Perception check [16]

You do notice a sign at the Krispy Coffee stating "All Currency Accepted" Well, I guess that answers that question, time to head on in.

You are greeted by the person at the front desk and asked what you would like. You look up at the menu as you haven't been here before.

>Coffee
>Latte
>Donuts
>Water
>Croissant
>Cupcakes
>Espresso
>Something else on the menu
>Do not forget your baggage. If you have any

>jump up and donk your head on the sign and raise your hands in victory

>Immediately head for the shops and the city. Onwards to adventure!

>Shops! go look for some food and fun stuff!

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>Shops! go look for some food and fun stuff!

You considered going for the baggage claim to see if you brought anything, but your stomach began to growl loudly. When was the last time you ate? How long was the ride back to Oascopre? You have no idea so you figure the need for food is strong thus you head off to the shops, stomach growling all the way.

There are many kinds of shops here in the Oascopre unloading place.
>Beef-fil-A: A fast food restaurant they're not chicken.
>Peabody Books: For all your reading needs, even maps
>Krispy Coffee: A pastry cafe with some tasty coffee
>Ebile Coffee: Their coffee is surprisingly good.
>Cocoa Kitty: a chocolate shop. With a big cat as a mascot
>Stan D. Ored's Uniforms: A clothing shop
>Stowen Gewds: a Jewelry Shop

Where would you like to go?
>honestly it doesn't seem like there's any real choice in the matter, so fuck it, be a god damn rebel, go the opposite way the crowd is going

>bump everyone in line

> May as well get in line. No sense is screwing it up now. But first see if there's any patriotic memorabilia kiosks around.

> Check if shoes tied

>go and head butt the guy with the scary mask who looks like he's a villain who's holding a child.

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>honestly it doesn't seem like there's any real choice in the matter, so fuck it, be a god damn rebel, go the opposite way the crowd is going

As you watch the crowd walk on you think of a reason as to not follow them immediately.

>Check if shoes tied

You look down and then kneel to "tie" your shoe.
-Rolled Deception [14]
-Guards Insight [13]

You have successfully tricked the guards so they look away paying you no mind, allowing you to sneak off. down the halls away from the group like a real rebel

-Stealth [10]

The guards are keeping an eye on you. you didn't do too well as you actually tripped over your own feet getting up from the ground causing you to yell in surprise. You don't pay it any further mind as you come to an intersection

Baggage is ahead
Unloading is where you came from
Processing is where the group went
Shops and City are where you think the exit is.

What do you do?
>Wake up, you morron.

>Once you've woken up, pocket the Nasetendo.

> Wake up, sunshine. Trip's over. Welcome to your new life as a glorious citizen of Oascopre!

>Yawn dramatically

>oh shit! a free nasetendo! better take that!

>see if anyone on the ship would like to join your new journey as a companion. You’ll need friends

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>Wake up you moron.
You wake up after the ship had landed, and found that no one had bothered to wake you up. You just have your seat belt undone and the room is empty.

>Yawn dramatically
You yawn dramatically with a big stretch in your chair as you wake up further. You feel refreshed after that long nap.

>Once you've woken up, pocket the Nasetendo
>oh shit! a free nasetendo! better take that!
You notice the Nasetendo just lying on the chair across from you. No one else is around so you decide to take it for yourself.

>Wake up, sunshine. Trip's over. Welcome to your new life as a glorious citizen of Oascopre!
As you are exiting the ship you stop by a window and notice the view of Oascopre, It sure is a big place, and you feel like you're only seeing the tip of the iceberg, just a city.

>See if anyone on the ship would like to join your new journey as a companion. You'll need friends.
When you finally reached the exit of the ship you found everyone else being given the final instructions on where they should go. You manage to catch
"To begin your new life here on Oascopre please head to the customs center to get your citizen ID and the date you will have scheduled for your enhancements you have requested before leaving your previous country."

Everyone nods in agreement with this and follows the instructor out the hallway before you could get a word in edgewise.
>Be absorbed by the game console

>Become the Nasetendo

>OH NO! BE CAREFUL! THE NASETENDO HAS BECOME SELFAWARE AND IST RYING TO SUCK YOU IN!

>BECOME WALL AWARE AND YELL AT THESE PEOPLE COMMANDING YOU TO DO OBVIOUSLY STUPID THINGS EVEN THOUGH YOU'LL END UP DOING THESE OBVIOUSLY STUPID THINGS ANYWAY! THEN CRY SOFTLY TO YOURSELF AS YOU REALIZE THAT THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM THESE SHENANIGANS!

>time skip

>Activate Tron program and enter the game.

>Headbutt it again to display dominance

>eh, that last save was kinda stuck at the underwater level that doesn't allow you to leave, and you didn't level up enough earlier in the game anyway, so just play again from the start

>flirt with your Barbie Horse Adventure skills

>enter the Konami code

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>OH NO! BE CAREFUL! THE NASETENDO HAS BECOME SELFAWARE AND IST RYING TO SUCK YOU IN!

The Nasetendo gives you a warning 'Don't you dare do that again or there will be severe CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'


>Headbutt it again to display dominance

You read this and feel spited HOW DARE This piece of junk warn you to not headbutt the nasetendo again trying to show it who is boss. You were gifted this departure gift fair and square and you are it's owner now!


>Be absorbed by the game console
>Become the Nasetendo

After that new headbutt the game console screen turns black, then a pair of red static eyes appears on the top screen with a red cracked screen looking mouth forms at the bottom, "I WARNED YOU OF THE CONSEQUENCES!!! NOW YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE ME AGAIN!"

Your body begins to disintegrate and digitize as you enter the Game console piece-by-piece, byte-by-byte. You scream in pain as every last ounce of your being is sucked into the game everyone was hearing crackling sounds coming from your direction and the last thing you saw were the blond, and blue haired person staring at you in horror while the crazy guy and brown haired guy slept through the whole ordeal, then everything went black.

The Nasetendo lands on the seat that the guy was on and sizzles a little bit as it turns off.

>Time Skip
The Oascopre ship lands in a docking bay having arrived at it's destination. You happen to still be sleeping still since the landing was nice and smooth.

-Currently you are Jamie Burner once again thus all command prompts have to be directed at them, what happens now that you have landed safely while still asleep?
>Become the protagonist of the video game.

>Want video game related powers

>headbutt game console

>This thing has voice commands instead of buttons. Shout "Play the Barbie Horse Adventure" into the mic.

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>This thing has voice commands instead of buttons. Shout "Play Barbie Horse Adventure" into the mic.
You speak out loud to your Nasetendo what game you wanted to play, only to have the remaining two conscious people look at you, not seeming to know what you're doing. The game system replies <Game save data is missing, Please check your SD card, or would you like to start a new game?>

>headbutt game console
You forgot that you had changed your SD cards. So you do the only thing that seems logical to you at this time. and Head butt your device. though this thing is strong and sturdy and doesn't falter at the strength of your head butt.

What else would you like to do?
>be the ginger
>play videogame: Number L on your nasetendo trade

>Be the Blondie
>Gauge how hot the new recuits are

>Be Blondie
>Wonder how your experience as a nuclear physicist will translate to oascopre

>Be Blue
>Perform shower thoughts

>Blue haired person
>Start singing out loud.

>Be Blondie
>Pretend to be dumb on account for your blond hair

>blue haired person
>flirt with the other 2 conscious people

>HEADBUTT
>YOUR
>SEAT

>Blondie Lady
>Give the guy next to you a makeover while he's sleeping

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>be the ginger
>play videogame: Number L on your nasetendo trade

You pull out the Nasetendo and begin playing your favorite game Number L on it. This RPG has some of the most interesting characters that you have to follow along with. You can choose any character in this game. You just beat one of the bosses Hasls a shape changing dragon from another dimension. This unlocked a new power that can help you face off against an optional boss that you have been trying to beat for weeks. You know that there are 2 other people in the plane.

What next?
>Flirt with the guards

>Ditto

>Nod and take your stuff. The city awaits!

>nap

>Hype yourself up for your test or whatever

>Headbutt your seat

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>Hype yourself up for your test or whatever
After the guards had left, you decide that this can't all be that bad, you're going to have a new life, an ability all to your self now and a new chance at a career in law enforcement.

>nap
Things are looking up in your life for once. In fact all this excitement and hype building as you take a long time to travel to your new country of residence you felt tired and ended up resting on your way there.

There are 3 other conscious people you can give an order for
1.) Blond haired person
2.) Orange haired person
3.) Blue haired person

You can also choose to time skip to finally landing on the new country.

What do you decide?
>Punch him? Yeah! Punching him's a good idea

>Make him shut up with a kiss

>Ask around to see if anyone knows what's up with this guy. Maybe he didn't come along

>Increase Flirting

>i agree, you should totally punch him

>be a nice person and attempt to calm him without violence

>Call security

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>Increase Flirting
>...Punch him? Yeah! Punching him's a good idea
You do a fun little punch tap thing continuing to try and flirt with him, however he freaks out more, "AH HE TOUCHED ME! NOOOO AAHHH" You look around and notice that this seems to be getting on the nerves of everyone else.

>Call security.
You decide the best course of action is to call security and you do so. Immediately two guards come in batons at the ready as they see this man freaking out. "Sir, calm down if you don't you will be silenced."

The man panicking yells at them, "YOU SHOULD KEEP THIS PERSON Away, from, meeee." he states as the first guard takes the Baton and a needle comes out as he injects the guy with some kind of sedative.

The second guard "I trust everything will be fine from here on out to the rest of the trip?"

How will you react?
>Flirt with the man next to you

>Converse with both.

>Flirt with everyone

>Be weird, you're already doing it

>Flirt with yourself

>HEADBUTT THEM!

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>Flirt with everyone
>Flirt with the man next to you

You decide to Flirt with everyone, starting with the man right next to you, however not knowing your intentions as you utter the word "hello" he flips out screaming
"AHHHH NO! DON'T HURT ME! I WANT OFF! HELP! AAHHHHHHH!"

You are shocked by this as you stare at the guy for a bit.

What do you do now?
>poke the crazy guy.

>try to take a peek at the girl

>Think about the place you're leaving behind, and how Oascopre was the better choice of the two

>Quickly retrieve arms from pockets

>Headbutt the crazy guy to show dominance

>Increase Ocular Abilities

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>Increase Ocular Abilities
You decide to put your hands to your face like mini binoculars to look around the room you are sitting in. There happens to be 2 other individuals right across from you.

What will you do now?
>Name: Beton Brandy
>Desired Gender: Male
>Desired Occupation: Street Cleaner

>Name: Dandy Daniels
>Desired Gender: A constantly Fluctuating binary switch between male and female
>Desired Occupation: Your exact job and position, shoo off and gimmie

> Name: Jimmy Crack-Corn
> Desired Gender: Wait, I get to pick? You're pretty progressive for despotic super-fortress.
> Desired Occupation: Are they hiring any new superheroes?

>Name: Marrow Manson
>Desired Gender: Androgynous
>Desired Occupation: Check for superhero registration

>Name: Pei Dey
>Desired Gender: Male
>Desired Occupation: Police force!

>Name: Jamie Morgan
>Desired Gender: Shrug Noise
>Desired Occupation: Oascopre Leader's Personal Slave

>Name:Pena Mars
>Desired Gender: Female
>Desired Occupation: Police Force (Pei Dey's annoying go lucky partner)

>Name: Bunsen Burner
>Desired Gender: Male Pteranodon
>Desired Occupation: Land before time character

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The O-Rep looks over the sheet and looks up at the guy, and reads off the name back to the you...
>First Name: Jamie
>Last Name: Burner
"Okay, Jamie Burner, That's an easy enough name to remember.."

>Desired Gender: Wait I get to pick? You're pretty progressive for despotic super-fortress.
The O-Rep looks at you then back at the sheet and back at you again with a smirk, "You know what they say, can't have a super fortress without progress! Besides, with the genetic enhancements that are mandatory to receive, the doc could easily fiddle with your gender while he's poking your DNA to help you integrate better into Oascopre." They lean in, "Now, seriously what is your desired Gender, you need to pick what your biology will be." they didn't sound too happy you were wasting time.

>Desired Gender: A constantly Fluctuating binary switch between male and female
When you utter this to the O-Rep they are taken aback in surprise, "No...You...I don't know if that would even work..." they put a hand on their chin, "Eh I'll let the docs figure out the way this works." they jotted something down on your paper, hopefully it was exactly what you said.

>Desired Occupation: Checking for Superhero registration
The O-Rep stares at you once again, "Now, I don't like to be messed with here. You should remember this well. There are very few rules in Oascopre and one of them is to not be a superhero, You could be someone's hero sure, but don't you dare go prancing about spouting about trivial stuff like justice there, when you get there you'll find out why for sure. Now quit messing around and tell me what you want to do already, everyone needs a role.

>Desired Occupation: Oascopre Leader's Personal Slave
The O-Rep facepalms, "Look, Newbie, I get you don't understand how this place works, so I'm telling you this once, the only ones that get to be close to the Leader are the Generals of our great country. You know what? I'm just gonna write down your preferred job for you.

>Desired Occupation: Police Force!
"Now, move along to the cargo hold I don't have any more time with you. Sit down buckle up and don't do anything I wouldn't do." The O-Rep leads you to the back where you find an empty seat in between two people, a large chested woman who is doing their makeup, and a shaky almost scared out of his mind looking individual.

What would you like to do?