Comment on SFC5 Day 22 Immunity of Survivor Fan Characters
GeorgeJhon, 22 Nov 2009 02:24 pm

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7th place:

Mary SFC2 10th place.

Mary is probably the most negative castaway in SFC history, and I'm probably her only fan. But she was such a unique character and she made the pre-merge of SFC2 my favourite pre-merge ever. Mary started the game on the Brawns tribe and she immediately starts being a bitch to everyone, and this will only be the start of her reign of terror. But she hated one group in particular: the furries. Polly, Jasmine, Spike were all harassed by her continously and she made their lives a living hell(my favorite quote of SFC2: Mary talking to Jasmine: "at least my parents didn't fuck an animal" <333). She was a pretty great strategist too (ok jk <3) as she was the only one alongside Denise to vote in the majority at the first TC and she ousted Slash, whom she hated because he was a furry but at the same time was the biggest physical asset to their team. Back at camp she formed a F2 deal with Drake, and gets in an alliance with all the humans: Sue,Denise,Ryan and Drake, since all the furries wanted her gone. Even after the switch she found herself in a great position because the Brawns had the majority, and she started attacking Bitsy with some pretty harsh remarks( she tells her she can't sleep in the shelter because dogs sleep outside), and, at one point, she threatens to kill her after the game and hunt her in her cave <333 And the amazing thing is that when Bitsy had the power to eliminate one castaway she sent Polly packing and, surprisingly,Mary was spared. However Mary was screwed by one of the most stupid twists ever created. At F10 Ellise,Gus,Bitsy and Ellise were the only people that attended TC with her and even though she had stolen the machete and flint to not get voted off she was sent home anyways. However before leaving she gave them back to her fellow castaways because she was such a OTTPP sweetheart (ok jk again <3). Mary I will always love you <3


Why is she this high?
She's this high because EVERYONE remembers her even if she lasted only until the F10. And 10th placers are amazing so she had to be included on the list (Marc is the only 10th placer to not be on this list, but I was thinking of including him instead of Luke).

Why isn't she higher?
She's not higher because everyone hates her.

Personal opinion:
MARY IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING AND SUCH A NICE PERSON AND OVERALL AN ISPIRATION TO YOUNG WOMEN EVERYWHERE. I think that if I was a women on Survivor and there were furries I'd act similar to Mary. I mean furries are disgusting, they must be really dirty and gross.. And I just noticed that my top 3 favorite character all have their names starting with M <3333 I wish I could like Maria, but I find her boring actually :(


Overall edgic rating:
OTTNN5

Comment on this comic:
Ok so the boot this week will be a memorable character since 10th placers are usually really amazing and memorable. COULD IT BE A SHOCKING GM BOOT? Can he have a cool-down please SWSU? He's getting on my nerves

Comment on SFC5 Day 21 Building an Empire of Survivor Fan Characters
GeorgeJhon, 21 Nov 2009 01:21 pm

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8th place:

Lilly SFC4 3rd place

Lilly is probably the most robbed contestant in SFC history :X Okay maybe not, but she's still hands down the best player of SFC4, and had a strong strategic, physical and social game. Lilly started the game on one of my favorite tribes ever, the Canon tribe, and she immediately bonded with her fellow castaways against goddess Minerva that was seen as lazy and a total flirt (<3 love ya mink), and even though she agreed to vote out Seph at their first TC she called out Minerva at TC telling her that she's a total whore. And even back at camp she harasses her every chance she gets, even to the point that Trent feels bad for poor Minerva mink and enters her guy alliance. However after the switch Lilly finds herself on her tribe with Barney, that she knew prior to the game, and immediately tells everyone that he's not as dumb as he wants to make the others believe <3 Surprisingly Herself and P. Bear manage to escape the chopping block and they both make it to merge where Lilly enters an alliance with Barney, Chaonabitch and Kala, and this alliance will basically change the course of the entire game. At F10 herself and Barney realize that to ensure that Luke gets on their side they have to send Marc home, and after finding Knux fake idol at camp the guys alliance decide to target her thinking she'll play the fake idol at TC only to get voted off. What they didn't know was that Lilly had the real idol too, and after getting the majority of the votes her alliance manages to send Marc hom and gain a majority. After that Lilly was ensured to be in the F3. She had a F3 alliance with Barney and Luke, and one with Chaonabitch and Knuckles, and overall had a good relationship with P.Bear and Kala. Her only problem was the goddess known as Minerva mink. After voting out Kala instead of Barney (to this day I still think this is one of the worse moves ever made), she decides to take out Minerva in the most embarassing way possible. At the F6 TC,after winning immunity, she tells Minerva she'll give her the idol because she wants Barney out, but, obviously, she doesn't, and after giving it to Barney Minerva is voted out(saddest moment in SFC history? Probably). AT F4 she finally realizes that Barney is a huge threat and she forces a tie between him and Chaonabitch, only to see useless whore Chaona lose in the tie-breaker. AT F3 however since Probst wanted an alpha male to win this time since he's madly in love with them he decides that it's not a F3 finale but a F2 and when Luke wins the final immunity challenge she's gone. Worse F2 ever.


Why is she this high?
She's this high because she was totally screwed by a twist, was really entertaining and should've been the rightful winner of SFC4. In my mind she is.

Why isn't she higher?
She isn't higher because she was part of the worse alliance ever. I hated that foursome so much (Barney-Chaonabitch-Luke and Lilly) and I just wanted the true underdogs to win (MINERVA MINK FOR EXAMPLE <333).

Personal opinion:
I really really like Lilly, but I keep thinking that it's her fault if Barney won SFC4, and he's my least favorite winner ever. However after Minerva was gone I really did root for her and when she voted out at F3 I was devastated.

Overall edgic rating:
CPM4

Comment on this comic:
ARE THESE PEOPLE RETARDED? MARIA TELL PHOENIX TO JOIN MIRANDE-GREG-BROCK NOT GM. IS IT THAT DIFFICULT? ARE YOU RETARDED? AND I OFFICIALLY HATE GM NOW. STOP THIS OTTPPP6 EDIT PLZ.

Comment on SFC5 Day 21 Spreading Out of Survivor Fan Characters
GeorgeJhon, 19 Nov 2009 03:22 pm

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9th place:

Ellise Winner SFC2

Ellise is the first winner to appear on the list, and if N had my favorite story arc from SFC3, she had probably my favorite in SFC2. Ellise started the game in the wrong way. She was in the Brains tribe, and seeing them as lazy and useless she started bossing them around and telling them what to do, making her a huge target since most of the tribe hated her. What she didn't know was that Vinnie knew that she would be the perfect goat to take to the end, and he quickly formed an alliance with her that will have a big impact on the story. At their first TC she is told from her tribemates that she's too bossy and she initially takes their advice and calms down only to start being bossy again the day after <3 Before attending her second TC she quickly enteres the majority alliance that was made up of humans and votes off one of the disgusting furries. When the tribes are swapped Ellise will be the first one to start thinking of throwin challenges to get the stronger members out, and with the help of Vinnie they eliminate some huge physical threats before the merge. She was even the first to confront Kris and Chris asking them if they knew each other outside the game, but she keeps her information for herself and doesn't tell Vinnie, that in the meantime thinks that she has a crush on him (ew). Right before the merge with the help of Gus,Vinnie and Bitsy she votes out Mary in one of the most stupid twists in SFC history, and gets to the F10 with her Brain alliance almost intact. However this situation quickly goes downhill. Vinnie joins the opposing alliance to vote out Bitsy since she has the idol, but before leaving the game she gives it to Ellise without anyone else knowing(the only right thing that that bitch ever did). And then at F7 Ellise makes one of the greatest moves in SFC history. She wins immunity, gives it to Kris, her only ally at that point, at TC, plays the idol, tells Vinnie to play the idol, and Denise is voted out in the tie-breaker. So after this *shocking* TC she gets back in an alliance with Vinnie, and she gets out at F5 Chris, and at F4 she has multiple choices to ring to the finals since pretty much everybody at that point had her as their number 1 ally. However it was a F3 and she throws the final challenge to Kris knowing that she'll easily make it to the finals and at their final TC before the jury questioning she joins the girls and blindsides Vinnie, in one of the most satisfying episodes in SFC history <3 After the votes are revealed she wins in a 4-3-2 vote and becomes the first ever female winner <3



Why is she this high?
Ellise is this high because her win was amazing. In a season full of (great) negative characters, and (boring) positive ones she was the perfect mix. I really don't know anyone who doesn't like her <3

Why isn't she higher?
Maybe because she wasn't really that entertaining? I really don't know at this point I just felt that there were 8 people who were *better*

Personal opinion:
<3 Ellise love. Every time I read SFC2 love her more, but I just wish she was younger. Older ladies </3

Overall edgic rating:
CPP4

Comment on this comic:
GM is getting old fast. I need a few comics without him doing his own thing and then I'll like him again.
Greg/Marius/Amy need to go next.

Comment on SFC5 Day 20 On Her Own of Survivor Fan Characters
GeorgeJhon, 17 Nov 2009 01:18 pm

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And the Top 10 begins...

10th place:

N SFC3 7th place

N has probably one of the best story arcs of SFC history, is so vastly underrated and is *shockinlgy* probably in my top 3 of favorite guys <3 N started the game as a total outsider when Baxter creates his 4-person majority that doesnt include him, and was berated only because he was a cute good-looking gay guy <3 So at the first TC N was likely to go after the insults he got from Isaac at camp, but he is spared and Delta is blindsided. When Hope and Monty join the tribe the greatest friendship in SFC history is born and it lives to this day (jk I really don't know but it probably does <3). They make a F2 deal, and she starts giving him lessons on self-confidence since he's so insecure and cute <3 They both *shockingly* make the merge and they join with Violet, Marty and Beth to take out Baxter but Beth flips :( So he's once again on the outside but he gets spared because Baxter is basically a cocky dumbass, and he even outlasts that useless homophobe known as Isaac. At F7 knowing that both him and Montana are on the chopping block because Violet continues to win immunity, he tries to convince Ales and Spade to join him and Montana, but instead of doing so they realize he's a huge strategic threat, and instead of voting off annoying goddess Montana they vote him out instead. :(




Why is he this high?
He's so high because of his friendship with Montana and his story arc is one of my favourites. Insecure little boy - Starts getting confident - Becomes a huge threat and is voted out <3

Why isn't he higher?
I wish N could've lasted a little bit longer, and many people just don't seem to like him as much as I do :(

Personal opinion:
N LOVE <333 He was the first to recognize the greatness of goddessMonatana and their alliance is probably my all-time favourite <33 And I really believe that he should be on ASS and win since he seems the type of player that is underestimated, gets to the end and wins <3

Overall edgic rating:
CPP3

Comment on this comic:
Maria I hate you too. GM <3 Please don't vote with your alliance and ruin their games <3

Winner pick:
Brock

Comment on SFC5 Day 20 A Solid Five of Survivor Fan Characters
GeorgeJhon, 15 Nov 2009 02:49 pm

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12th place:

Pat SFC1 10th place

Pat is such an underrated character, and I'm pretty sure most of you will be pretty surprised to see her this high. But Pat was probably the biggest character of the pre-merge of SFC1, and an all-around very entertaining character. As soon as the game started Pat made an impact. She started the game really strong, forming an alliance with Suzanna and Oran, and convinces the rest of her tribemates to vote out Eugene, one of the biggest mental threats in the game, by threatening them with her loud personality. However as soon as she realized that Oran was a useless tool he started treating him like shit <3 However he was kidnapped by Shilpa before they could vote him out, and she votes out Suzanna thinking that the opposing alliance had the majority, when actually Charlie had voted with her. However when Oran is voted out and Charlie is seen as a negative force around camp she joins the majority of Phil,Hugo and Wendy, just to vote out Phil with Charlie after she is told that Hugo and Phil have a final 2 alliance. However at F10 the Drazen tribe was down in numbers 6-4 and when Wendy won immunity, the Shilpa majority voted her out, seeing her as a huge threat mentally and physically :(


Why is she this high?
Pat is this high because she's such a great character that is often forgotten. She reminded me so much of Crystal from Gabon, and they both played amazing games :(

Why isn't she higher?
She isn't higher because people usually don't seem to remember her, and she lasted only until the merge :(

Personal opinion:
Pat is one of my big favorites, and probably my favorite character from SFC1. I wish Charlie was voted out at F10 and that Pat made F2 instead. And she's such an underrated goddess I love her :(

Overall edgic rating:
CPM4

Comment on this comic:
JESSICA WAKE UP AND FLIP TO THE OPPOSING ALLIANCE. MARIUS IS USING YOU AND IF YOU DON'T DO SOMETHING SOON YOU'LL BE IN THE JURY LODGE. AMY,JOSEPH AND MARIUS H8