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Davo is a long-haired wannabe hippy with too much time on his hands and a bad habit of doing things when there's plenty of nothing to do.
For some reason, people like him. He finds this disturbing; how can people be so gullible?

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Dave Dionne
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28
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When Gods Skip Out -- Updates sometimes!

147 pages

On Hiatus

Hm...

Weird as it sounds, DT actually has a chance here. Onix has a cripplingly low special defense stat at Pewter City levels, and DT seems to be slightly overraised by virtue of being the only pokeleydoodle Atticus has raised at all. If we're going by game mechanics, Atticus has a (hilariously slim) shot at not losing his jumper. God knows I've pulled that particular unlikely victory out of my hind-end a couple of times. of course, I've only ever done it from full health, but still. It's probably more telling that I've lost onixes (onixii? Onipodes?) to fire types before.

Wait... the gravity gun is gonna die?

Boy, if I had a nickel.

Not a nickel for every time that's happened to me, 'cause I'd have, like, ten cents. I just want a bloody nickel.

Isn't there, like, a good five years of age difference between them? At that age, that's something like a 33% difference.

That or George is just oddly youthful.

Both halves of that dusk ball look like more than half of a ball...

"That's it," Atticus said to himself. "I'm sick of this crap. I am going to punch each and every one of those bugs in the face!"

And all was well.

Seriously...

He's being all... touched on... by a slightly less stoned anime gal, and he looks... really not into it. Like, at all. It's sorta freakin' me out.

Del... You're terrible.

And Tony totally wants to set the world on fire. And probably also Marus, 'cause Marus has been causing him problems.

Next time:

Tony and Marus have a moment-ruining competition. Like, seriously, they will both say something that will utterly ruin that little shred of aww. Probably a lot of somethings. The point I'm making here is that Marus is... I don't like Marus. He's sorta terrible.

...But fun to write.

Please. It's Pokemon. They're Team Rocket on acid.

@GranSorceror Davidicus: Bugs used to be pathetic. Now, they have x-scissor and silver wind and signal beam and bug buzz.

Never underestimate confusion, Interspark. Confusion is psychic's little brother, and psychic murders things. It murders them to death. Confusion can do that too...
I'd actually be more afraid of the butterfrees. The beedrills have to get close. The butterfrees can tear you limb from limb. at a distance. and at their leisure.

Well, here we are at last. The cover page of the final chapter. It's been a while getting here. Enjoy.

Atty's dearest ambition: to play the lead role in Meowths: The Musical.

La la la la la la la la la!

Well...

This page could have been a little more daunting, but it would've taken an effort. I was really stumped on getting the lightsab... uh... "energy brands"... to overlap right, but then I remembered that Photoshop is magic.

Anyways, it looks as though we will be on a semirandom update schedule for the foreseeable future. I'm going to try to get one comic out every week, and hopefully Tuesdays will get the lion's share of the updates, but both of those goals may not be met all the time.

We're coming up on the end of chapter 5, and after that it's chapter 6 and the end. Same Bat-URL, same Bat-Lack-Of-A-Set-Time.

Ha!

Weekends haven't been working. We're trying a switch to Tuesdays. If that doesn't work, updates will become a random event.

Atticus's face is great there. I vote he interrupts them by aiming DT in their general direction and squeezing until ember happens.

Yeeeeeah...

I'm gonna have to go ahead and ask you to destroy the universe on Saturday.

Recipe for a missed comic update:

1 weekend
1 promise of a fireworks show
1 intoxicated Dave

Combine and serve at room temperature. Serves the entire internet.

Sorry about last weekend. On the upside, things exploded in the sky.